Exactly what it says on the tin. My friends and I started playing this at lunch today, and I was so amused (yes, maturity, I know) I’ve decided to share it with you! Some of the better ones I remember:
Home is where the porn is.
A porn in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Two’s company, three’s a porn.
Go ahead: Make my porn.
Porn makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of porn, out of mind.
When you come to the porn in the road, take it.(Sorry, Yogi)
Nervous as a cat in a room full of porn.
Let’s cross that porn when we come to it.
It’s raining cats and porn.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of porn.
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger-with porn.
If you can’t stand the porn, get out of the kitchen.
Houseguests and porn stink after three days.
My wife’s birth name was “Pornthip”. It’s a regular Thai first name considered to sound “pretty”. Her grandmother apparently later changed it.
Not bad in Thailand, but I can’t imagine having that name in an English speaking country. Kittiporn sounds even worse.
Random Kittiporn and Pornthips from the internet:
Kittiporn 1
Kittiporn 2
Kittiporn 3
Pornthip 1
Pornthip 2 (this one is a famous doctor)
Pornthip 3
One of my FB friends’ name is “Kittipong”, who is male. I think that’s a cool sounding name.
It was the best of porn, it was the worst of porn.
You can’t teach and old dog new porn.
If life gives you lemons, make porn.
Where should I ship your Internets, sir?
A porn saved is a porn earned.
To porn or not to porn?
How’s the porn up there?
I’ll do that when porn flies.
Shut up your porn hole.
The porn is up!
The porn’s out of the bag.
I’ll be there come porn or high water!
Porn should be knee high by the 4th of July.
Too many cooks spoil the porn.
You can lead a horse to porn, but you can’t make him wank.
I have a friend that is a “porn again” Christian.
“Dammit, Jim, I’m doctor, not a pornographer!!”
One porn to rule them all, one porn to find them
One porn to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
“Not pron, pr0n!!!”
Later today, if I get the chance, I shall have “Porn” by Cyrano de Bergerac, a study in how to insult the nose…
You can have my porn when you pry it from my cold dead sticky hand.
The porn is mightier than the sword.
Red porn at night, sailor’s delight.
I know of a Therdsak (turd sack) who went to school in the west but did not hide his name.
That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for porn.
A porn saved is a porn earned.
Two in the hand is worth one in the bush.
(for this one, just add porn in your mind)
Porn is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get!
