“God bless porn every one!” - Tiny Tim
Or “Porn bless us every one!”
Too many cocks spoil the porn?
Water for my horses and porn for me.
“Video Killed the Porn Star”
“Nothing Compares 2 Porn”
“Sweet Porn o’ Mine”
A spoonful of porn helps the medicine go down.
A bird in the porn is worth two in the bush.
Too much porn spoils the soup?
Watched porn never boils.
The early bird catches the (very late night) porn.
We don’t porn where we eat
God save the porn
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the porn of patriots and tyrants.
And lastly :
Porn for sorrow, porn for joy, porn for a girl, porn for a boy, porn for silver, porn for gold, porn for a secret never to be told.
For every porn there is a season.
Jesus loves porn.
Porn isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.
This isn’t personal. It’s strictly porn.
Porn required for all returns.
Once when I was in my early teens, I was riding my bike home and I actually did find some porn in the road (it was a Penthouse, IIRC). And I took it.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten porn, that whosoever believeth in porn should not perish, but have everlasting life.
How do I love thee? Let me count the porn.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this porn!
Ask not what your porn can do for you…
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get porn!
War is porn.
But Porn is Hell.
There are no atheists in porn holes.
No porn survives first contact with the enemy.
Friendly porn - isn’t.
The road to Hell is paved with good porn
I’m sorry Mario, our princess is in another porno.
Hey, if Tale of Two Cities and Christmas Carol quotes count Mario does too.
“Two Years before the Porn”
You can’t fight here, this is the Porn Room!!!
The hills are alive with the sound of porn.
I love the smell of porn in the morning.
I speak Spanish to God, French to men, Italian to women, and porn to my horse.