Corrupt a saying by inserting the word "porn"

All your porn are belong to us.

The Matrix:
Only, try to realize the truth: there is no porn. And then, you will find that it is not the porn that bends, but only yourself.

Agent Smith: You know what I can’t stand about this prison, this zoo? It’s the porn!

The Oracle: Don’t worry about the porn, I’ll get one of my kids to fix it.

Apocalypse now: I love the smell of porn in the morning!

The 6th Sense: I see porn with dead people.

Bond movies: Porn. James Porn.

The Shining: All work and no porn makes Jack a dull boy.

The Graduate: I have one word for you: porn.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and porn. And I’m not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

The only way to get rid of porn is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

I have never let my schooling interfere with my porn. - Mark Twain

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not to enjoy porn. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Distrust any porn that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Porn.’ - Friedrich Nietzsche

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can give him absolutely no porn. - Samuel Johnson

All your porn are belong to us!!!

All roads lead to porn.

Porn wasn’t built in a day.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your porn!

Now is the time for all good porn to come to the aid of the country.

Those who live by the porn, die by the porn.

There is nothing to fear, but porn itself.

Et tu, porn?

The internet is for porn.

What a difference a porn makes.

Men are men, and women are women, and viva la porn!

More great minds:

Give me porn, or give me death. -Patrick Henry

Ask not what your porn can do for you, but what you can do for your porn. -JFK

Ich bin ein Porn. -JFK

Read my lips: No porn taxes. -Bush Sr.

I knew gay porn; Gay porn was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re not gay porn."
-Democratic vice presidential candidate Lloyd Bentsen

“Can’t we all just get some porn?” - Rodney King

“It takes porn to raise a child.” -Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Where’s the porn?” -Wendy’s commercial

“Vidi, Veci, Porni.” - Julius Caesar.

“I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of porn.” -MLK jr

Songs:

Happy Porn Day to you, Happy Porn Day to you… -Anonymous

Porn in the USA -Springsteen

I touch my porn -DiVinyls

American Porn -Don Mclean

Brown Eyed Porn -Van Morrison

I’ll Be Watching Your Porn -The Police

When I hear the world “culture”, I reach for my porn.

Never in the field of human porn was so much owed by so many to so few. - Winston Churchill

All porn needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. - Thomas Jefferson

Porn, in the long run, is the decisive factor in the life of an individual and of nations alike. - Teddy Roosevelt

Public porn in this country is everything - Abraham Lincoln

If you wish for peace, prepare for porn. - Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

Now is the time for all good men to come to porn.

We’re all going to hell in a porn basket.

Porn had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

A little porn is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid porn, it is always from the noblest motives.

Do not speak ill of porn, Algie. Only people who can’t get in do that.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good porn. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Only dull people are brilliant at porn.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the porn.

It puts the porn in the basket…PUT THE FUCKING PORN IN THE BASKET! -Silence of the lambs

Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap porn?

MR. GUMB: Is my porn all right?
CATHERINE: Get me a telephone. Lower it down to
me. Do it now, mister! I don’t want
to have to destroy this porn.
CATHERINE: You shoot motherfucker you better
kill me quick or I’ll break this porn, I swear to God!
MR. GUMB: Nooooooo!

Star Trek Edition:

Make it porn, Number 1. -Captain Picard

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRN!!! -Captain Kirk

Porn long and prosper. -Spock

Once you have their porn, never give it back. -Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #1

Whether we bring our enemies to porn or bring porn to our enemies, porn will be done.
-George W. Bush

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of porn.
-Jane Austen

Porn is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

Ten Commandments Edition:

ONE: ‘You shall have no other porn before Me.’

TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a porn image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the PORN, your God, in vain.’

FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath porn, to keep it holy.’

FIVE: ‘Honor your father’s porn and your mother’s porn.’

SIX: ‘Porn shall not murder.’

SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery without porn.’

EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal porn.’

NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your porn.’

TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s porn; even if it includes your neighbor’s wife, his male servant, his female servant, his ox, his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor’s.’

Bill of Rights edition:

* First Amendment    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of porn, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of porn, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to porn, and to petition the Government for porn grievances.

* Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear porn, shall not be infringed.

* Third Amendment – No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without porn, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

* Fourth Amendment – The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and porn, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated.

* Fifth Amendment –  No person shall be held to answer for any pornographic, or otherwise infamous crime, nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against his own porn, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or porn, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation of porn.

* Sixth Amendment –  In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Porn for his defense.

* Seventh Amendment: In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars worth of porn, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

* Eighth Amendment – Excessive porn shall not be required, nor excessive porn imposed, nor cruel and unusual porn inflicted.

* Ninth Amendment –  The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people for porn.

* Tenth Amendment – The porn not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Horror Movie Titles Edition

Children of the Porn

Porn^3

Porn vs Predator: Requiem

Silence of the Porn

Porn, Baby, Porn

Rosemary’s Porn

Friday the 13th, part VII: The New Porn

King Porn

Franken-porn

Invasion of the Porn Snatchers

Porn of the Dead

Evil Porn 3

The Porn of Dr. Moreau

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Porn

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Pornographer of Fleet Street

Manos: The Porn of Fate

Soylent Porn (“It’s made of PEOPLE! PEOPLE!!”)

Porn. It’s what’s for dinner.

Porn. The other white meat.

All you need is porn.

Annie, get your porn!

Nearer my Porn to thee.

These are a few of my favorite porn(s).

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a porn.

Pornstones, meet the Pornstones., they’re a modern Porn Age family.

In the future, everyone will have their 15 minutes of porn.

No good porn goes unpunished.

Porn doesn’t kill people, people kill people.

We were promised flying porn - where’s our flying porn?!?

Keep porn alive.

And some old-school Dope colloquialisms:

In 1960, man last visited the Marianas Trench. And looked at porn for 20 minutes. (ok, this one’s bending the rules a little bit)

Ah, it’s 1920’s-style death porn. (that one’s kinda creepy)