Ask not what your porn can do for you, but what you can do for your porn. -JFK
Ich bin ein Porn. -JFK
Read my lips: No porn taxes. -Bush Sr.
I knew gay porn; Gay porn was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re not gay porn."
-Democratic vice presidential candidate Lloyd Bentsen
“Can’t we all just get some porn?” - Rodney King
“It takes porn to raise a child.” -Hillary Rodham Clinton
“Where’s the porn?” -Wendy’s commercial
“Vidi, Veci, Porni.” - Julius Caesar.
“I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of porn.” -MLK jr
Porn had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
A little porn is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid porn, it is always from the noblest motives.
Do not speak ill of porn, Algie. Only people who can’t get in do that.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good porn. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Only dull people are brilliant at porn.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the porn.
It puts the porn in the basket…PUT THE FUCKING PORN IN THE BASKET! -Silence of the lambs
Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap porn?
MR. GUMB: Is my porn all right?
CATHERINE: Get me a telephone. Lower it down to
me. Do it now, mister! I don’t want
to have to destroy this porn.
CATHERINE: You shoot motherfucker you better
kill me quick or I’ll break this porn, I swear to God!
MR. GUMB: Nooooooo!
TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a porn image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’
THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the PORN, your God, in vain.’
FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath porn, to keep it holy.’
FIVE: ‘Honor your father’s porn and your mother’s porn.’
SIX: ‘Porn shall not murder.’
SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery without porn.’
EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal porn.’
NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your porn.’
TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s porn; even if it includes your neighbor’s wife, his male servant, his female servant, his ox, his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor’s.’
* First Amendment Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of porn, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of porn, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to porn, and to petition the Government for porn grievances.
* Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear porn, shall not be infringed.
* Third Amendment – No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without porn, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
* Fourth Amendment – The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and porn, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated.
* Fifth Amendment – No person shall be held to answer for any pornographic, or otherwise infamous crime, nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against his own porn, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or porn, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation of porn.
* Sixth Amendment – In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Porn for his defense.
* Seventh Amendment: In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars worth of porn, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
* Eighth Amendment – Excessive porn shall not be required, nor excessive porn imposed, nor cruel and unusual porn inflicted.
* Ninth Amendment – The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people for porn.
* Tenth Amendment – The porn not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.