Yo dawg I herd u like cars so we put some porn in your car so you can drive while you drive.
Pop quote:
I can see Porn from my backyard–Sarah Palin
Actual quote:
They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Porn from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska --Sarah Palin,
It’s fun BOTH ways!
And another one:
If I owned porn and Texas, I’d rent out Texas and live in porn. --Gen. Phillip Sheridan
You go to war with the porn you have, not the porn you wish you had.
Porn thread challenge: Take a quote from “Full Metal Jacket” and make it dirtier by adding “porn.”
Four score and seven porns ago our pornographers brought forth on this continent a new porn, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the proposition that all porn is created equal.
Now we are engaged in great civilian porn, testing whether that porn, or any porn, so conceived and so amateur, can long endure. We are met on a great bedroom of that porn. We have come to dedicate a portion of that room, as a final resting place for those who here gave their erections that that porn might live. Like a condom it is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
This nation, under God, God, yes, yes, yes shall have a new birth of porn—and that porn: of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people from an ancient culture… and porn them.
I gave her my heart. She gave me porn.
Everybody’s got a little porn under the sun.
The porn is as high as an elephant’s eye.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough porn when you were a child?
You know there’s not a single horse in the entire porn of Vietnam? There’s definitely something wrong with that.
A day without porn is like a day without sunshine.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Outstanding, Private Pyle. I think we finally found something that you do well.
Private Gomer Pyle: Porn, yes, sir!
Well, if you ask me, uh, we’re shooting the wrong porn.
“This porn is well grown and Carthage must be destroyed” - Cato the Elder
“Porn is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but solely by means of the most brutal porn.” - Adolf Hitler
Porn Porn Porn went the trolley
To porn me is to love me
“Don’t try to ban Porn; that’s impossible. Instead, try to see the truth.”
“What is that?”
“There is no Porn.”
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful porn. I’ve got a wonderful feeling porn is going my way.
Bless your beautiful porn wherever it may be. We ain’t met yet but I’m a willin’ to bet your the porn for me.
The rain in Spain falls mainly in the porn.
Good morning, good morning, we talked the whole porn through, good morning, good morning to you.
Come along and listen to the porn of Broadway.
Calvin: Porning weirds language.
I agree. I definitely agree.
With great power comes great porn.
Porn in the afternoon. - ABC daytime soap marketing campaign 1975-1985
Don’t blame on the sunshine. Don’t blame it on the moonlight. Don’t blame it on the good times. Blame it on the porn.
Oh brave new world, that has such porn in it !
The thing’s hollow, it goes on forever and… Oh My God, it’s full of porn!
Go ahead. Make my porn.
Get off my porn!
Maybe I’ll start a porn list of my own.
Last week’s Top 10 box office receipts:
- Cloudy With A Chance of Porn
- The Pornformant!
- Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Porn All By Myself
- Porn Happens
- Jennifer’s Porn
- Porn
- Inglourious Porn
- All About Porn
- Sorority Porn
- The Final Porn