I'm typing this post with one hand

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This evening I was standing on a chair to reach a high shelf and had a Darwin moment stepping off, and fell backwards and landed on my left hand and my tailbone. After the shock of the impact wore off I looked down at my hand in astonishment. The fingers on my left hand were splayed out at jaunty non-human angles and the bones were crooked inside my flesh!! I pondered for a moment and realized that all my left hand fingers except my little finger and my thumb had been torn out of their sockets and were dislocated. I grabbed the crooked digits yanked hard on the skewed fingers until they straightened out.

Fingers will move (a little) and doesn’t appear anything is broken, thank God. Even after soaking I now have a left hand that is swollen to over twice the size of the right hand. What a day, time for some more Advil.

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:eek: Would have never thought to do the yanking! Hope you feel better & are OK.

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Thanks. Here is a pic of my ballooned up, swollen paw

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AHHHHHHHH! OMG!!! I’m scared!
Make it better! Or try to make some money off rotten… Get well!:frowning: I want that to happen to me

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Jee-zuss! :eek: Now I know I won’t sleep well tonight. Maybe you should check it with a doc.

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With a thread title like that I thought there’d be a lot of dirty talk of swollen, throbbing male appendages and such.

Well, we do have astro’s swollen, throbbing appendages to ogle, anyway.

YOWZA!
stv

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Takes a look at picture
Winces
Ouch, looks really painful… {{Astro}}

Anyways, let this be a lesson to you, my kitten: Always land on your feet, not your tail. :wink: :smiley:

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“Would have never thought to do the yanking”.

Worth repeating. Struck me as hilarious.

I didn’t look at the pic of the hand, maybe it CAN’T do the yanking.

There’s always wanking, that’s yanking with less torque.