They do.
Er, not hers.
[sub]WHY AM I POSTING THIS???[/sub]
This reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine. She’d been out jogging when she got hit by a car and was hurt pretty bad. She was fading in and out of consciousness as the paramedics were cutting her clothes off and all she can remember is one of them pointing to her thong and asking the other one, “Can you believe her mother let her leave the house dressed like that?” Something to think about on your drive home.
What do the sheep think about your odd habits? 
Wonder what the guys have to say when you go to the men’s room to drain the lizard?
We see right through this little charade… so we are supposed to believe that your legs are too big for her boxers, but your waists are both the same size? Ha!
Homer to Marge in the episode where she becomes a police officer:
“But Marge, if you’re a cop, that makes you The Man! And if your’re the man, then I’m the woman and I have to wear your underwear…which, as I’ve said before, is strictly a comfort thing.”
Hmmmmm…
Commando, Wife’s silk panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties…
At what point did you stray away from commando and lean towards the silk undies?
I suppose I could have gone commando. I’m wearing a light colored suit though, and if I go to the bathroom, you know what they say about that last drop. I wouldn’t want that showing on my pants.
I guess I also could have stopped and brought new underwear, but this is easier and makes me feel special.
Shibboleth:
Hey! I have thick muscular legs and a narrow waist. The waist is elastic, the leg parts aren’t.
You’re the sort of woman I wish I’d known better when I was single. 
Nah, I think a satin camisole might complement the panties well in his case. 
Ummmm… Scylla…
::snicker::
Pantyline?
I’ll have to show this to my mother. All those years I scoffed at her, and it turns out she was right!
So your wife’s okay with a little dribble in her drawers?
They’re probably wondering why he pees with his pants around his ankles.
Are commando panties made in various colors, or just cammo?
I can’t believe no one has yet posed the all-important question…
Scylla, what colour are these silky panties?
Orange
Orange panties twice a year.
Just like clockwork?
So does Mrs. Scylla know about this?
I sure hope they have a cotton crotch. Yeast infections, ya know?
with…
And you are worried about a little pee dribble?
Your nickers are going to show through like a jack-o-lantern.
It’s going to look like you had sex with a pumpkin pie.
[sub]Hmmm… nah, the pastry thing has already been done[/sub]
Under a light-colored suit?
I can see it now. When you come in on Monday, some of your co-workers are going to be a bit more, um, distant and reserved than usual. Some others may be a bit more friendly, if you know what I mean.
[Simpsons]
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man…which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing).
[/Simpsons]