Why don’t people anymore wear underwear that doesn’t ride seven inches about their low-rise jeans?
The “pretty panties” comments are completely unprofessionall and uncalled for, but at the same time, allow me to let all thong wearers* know right now:
your thong is hanging out.
If you don’t want other people seeing your underwear in your place of work or in a restraunt, don’t wear a thong that’s three sizes too large with low-cut jeans.
It looks unprofessional and I can assure you that on 98% of the population whom this affects would be “sexier” and more attractive wearing some non-sexy underwear. Furthermore, my 2% group of exceptions will vary markedly from others 2% group of exceptions and so I can’t really tell anyone that I would advise them to attempt to make a fashion statement through their underwear.
Oh, and one last thing. In addition to sticking out of your ass, the pants that people feel it’s necessary to wear thongs with usually show panty lines anyway, except for instead of a brief pantyline, you now have a thong panty-line. If you’re a 14 year old girl, I guess I can see that scoring you some popularity points with the other eighth graders, but for the majority of you, it’s still probably a bad idea to try to make a fashion statement through underwear.
*I mean here both men and women. Last February before Valentines Day I was walking through a Foley’s and, honest to god, I saw a bright red shiny man-thong with a smiling buffed up underwear model guy on the front. Excuse my arcane backwards thinking, but I feel as if you should have to go to a sex-shop for underwear like that, not Foley’s.