There are so many fucking Engelbert/Inglebert/Englebert threads on the board today and I’m really concerned about the emotional stability of one dickwad, ooops, sorry DEEward.
Is there any way to have a psychological screening done before people are admitted as members of the board? (Not that many of us would pass that sort of test, except Meeeeeee!!)
Y’know, it could have questions like: ‘Do you like Engelbert Humperdink?’ and if answered in the affirmative, we could send them over to one of those MSN communities that help people with Engelbert Obsessive conditions. It’s really sad to watch someone hit rock bottom HERE. They’re TRAINED over there, and I’m sure there’s a Twelve Step Recovery program for Engelbert Addiction. I think it’s called Wankers Anonymous.
I know this is meant to be the Pit, (I did include the mandatory FUCK at the start of the thread) and I’m not really hanging it on deeward, I just feel desperate sympathy for such a pathetic case. Can someone, ANYONE please help her???
Oh, deeward, if you’re reading this, just remember that recovery is a long, hard road, and WE’RE right there behind you honey.:wally