I’m nowhere near a captain so lets get this straight.
I did have an imaginary boat named the BEE PACIFIC. In my dreams. My fun ended when they were actually going to hire the BEE PACIFIC for money, I bowed out cos they were not specific enough in the pacific.
When I walk the docks I get a kick out of the boats names. Some are quite hilairous. Funnier than mine. In my dreams.
If I had a boat I would christened her “whatshername”?
If I had a huge 60 foot yacht with gold plated railings, a tropical hardwood deck, a spacious cabin with all the modern gadgets, I would call it Fuck you, peasants!