A friend of mine had banana waffles at a cafe for breakfast. During breakfast, he got a headache. He said "The waffles must have MSG in them. " Riiiiight.
He also now is “lactose intolerant.” Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t; my guess is he just wants an excuse to be picky.
BTW, folks who are allergic to MSG, do keep in mind that MSG occurs naturally in meats. Smaller concentrations than found in, say, Doritos, but if you’re super sensitive, you should probably go vegitarian.
Oh, yes. I knew a woman who had celiac sprue, or so she told everyone. Celiac sprue is an allergy to gluten, which is in wheat, rye, barley, oats, triticale, etc. She started experiencing symptoms, as I remember it, after getting married. Her husband had to go to great lengths to take care of her, including driving home on his lunch hour to prepare gluten-free meals for her. (Hmm…) The husband wanted to travel, but they of course couldn’t because of her restricted diet. (Hmmm…) Interestingly, most of the symptoms are subjective (various aches and pains that I won’t list here) but two of them aren’t: Abnormal appearance of the teeth and weight loss. She didn’t show either of these symptoms, but claimed all the rest. (Hmmmmm…) They made every effort to totally eliminate gluten from her diet to no avial. (Gluten is unlisted in all sorts of things, it’s hard to avoid) After several years of this, the husband arranged a consultation with another doc. He proposed a test to see if it was truly celiac sprue; basically a double-blind test to see if her reporting of symptoms would correlate with when she was being fed gluten. She flat-out refused to take the test. (Hmmmmmmmmm…) Finally, after much wrangling (I’m assuming the husband grew a spine) she agreed to it…and guess what? Her supposed symptoms didn’t correlate at all with her intake of gluten.
I believe after that she “got better” and didn’t have to worry about it anymore. Talk about being a professional victim I’m personally amazed that marriage is still together.
I heard (sorry, don’t have a cite for this) that the symptoms that in the past were diagnosed as hypochondria are the exact same ones that the “environmental illness” folks claim as symptoms. Take the “environ” part out and it’s more accurate, imho.
I was once asked by a roommate not to use my asthma medication in the room, because he didn’t want to be near the chemicals. I told him I’d comply, but what I really wanted to say was “Oh, I’ll just make sure my chronic life threatening condition doesn’t trigger your imaginary syndrome, you f*ckwit.”