IMDB: Who has the worst head shots, in your opinion?

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Some of the head shots are nice. But some are really really really bad. They look like the actor/actress was kept from showering for a week, then woken up after three hours sleep to take the picture. I know they charge to put pictures up (click on any “photo not” icon to see that page) but damn, some of these are worse than no picture at all. I hope no one’s publicist paid for them! Which are the worse, in your opinion?
If you can, give us a “better” picture of the star, too, so we can see how bad bad is. [sub] remember folks, links to jpgs etc often need to be copied and pasted to be seen so clicking on links might not work[/sub] Other may disagree on which looks worse :smiley:
My evidence:

Kelly Rutherford
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Rutherford,+Kelly (eww, shiny!) → http://www.suntimes.co.za/2002/08/11/magazine/35-m11ds3.jpg

Adrian Grenier
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Grenier,%20Adrian (not only does he look like he spent the week camping, he looks possessed) → http://movieweb.com/movie/drivemecrazy/co2.jpg

Orlando Bloom
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bloom,+Orlando (yikes!) → العاب تنظيف البشرة

Robert Patrick
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Patrick,%20Robert (do they need to make him more elf-like?) → http://members.iinet.net.au/~vangoth/lhrp/downloads/rp_xmas_wp_1024.jpg

Mike Erwin
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Erwin,%20Mike%20(II) (maybe the smile creeps me out. his character never smiles) → StarZCity.com is for sale | HugeDomains

Ryan Reynolds
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Reynolds,+Ryan+(I) (the one picture ever of him with facial hair, and they have to us it?) → http://www.northernstars.ca/actorspqr/Media/reynolds_ryan.jpg

Ok, I’m bored. Show me yours while I look for more :stuck_out_tongue:

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And it shouldn’t even be possible to take a bad picture of Kelly Rutherford.

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Darn right, Robot Arm! See what I mean? No showering for a week, I tell you!

Btw, for Ryan and Mike’s imdb sites the link don’t highlight the numbers after their names, so that’s why the links aren’t direct. Don’t know why that is, however.

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Check out Travolta. I nearly died laughing when I saw.

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I haven’t seen a more hideous head shot on IMDb than this one - http://us.imdb.com/Name?Howard,+Clint

Not that he’s better looking in real life, but considering he’s one of the greatest living actors he deserves better.

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So, what do you think, are these free photos designed to induce them to pay for better ones to be put up? :slight_smile:

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I know it’s lame to not post links, but I’m at work waiting for a process to finish and I don’t have much time. But I’ve thought exactly the same as the OP about both Jamie Lee Curtis and Frances McDormand’s pictures on their respective pages. Really awful pictures of women that look much better than that.
Satch

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Ok that shot just screams “demon possessed”
Look Ma, I’m EVIL.

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Well, he is a Scientologist…

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Actually, the last thread about IMDB headshots (about most famous person who didn’t have one) has this link to the IMDB, which states that only people directly linked to the actor, with permission from that individual, may submit headshots.

So every one that you see is from a strictly authorized source. Which makes them even funnier, I guess. :slight_smile: