IMHO People who eat one sunflower seed at a time are little sissy boys.

[Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist]

@Creaky

You. Me. Outside the fern bar. After school. Be there.

gasp OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

OMG!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!FIGHT!!!

rounds everyone up…passes out fliers
Oh, and sunflower seeds are for sissies in general. Pistachios are my shelled snack of choice and I am a Real Man (w/ optional detachable penis).

[Frank]

@ChrisBooth12

Put a handful in your mouth and store them in your cheek like a little woodland creature.

Then, by the time you work the one shell up to the front of your tongue, there is no more salty goodness.