You need to sedate the cat first. Then you tie the buttered bread to the back of the cat. Wait until the sedation wears off before giving the cat a toss, however, or else they just kinda flop unceremoniously to the ground.
Muhahahaha. One, I’m a trollop. On this board, anyways.
Two, yes. I’m sixteen at that. I’m very bizarre, or didn’t you already know that? (Yes I have a couple of their birthdates memorized too.)
Three- I have not met aha, could you do me the pleasure of introducing me to him?
IMHO, I’m too young to have this much grey in my hair.
IMHO, Louisiana’s food is the best!
IMHO, I need to stop eating so much of that great Cajun cookin’.
IMHO, Babylon 5 makes Star Trek look like a kids show.
IHMO, I really should get back to work.
IMHO, andyman has great taste.
IMHO, the fall foliage in New York City is lousy, especially compared to that of Rhode Island.
IMHO, being a morning person is so satisfying.
IMHO, sleeping with the heat on higher than 62 is bad.
IMHO, everyone should be a philanthropist.
IMHO, I didn’t go hiking enough last summer.
IMHO, not to mention skinny-dipping.
IMHO, fooling around with your roommates is not a great idea, but it’s fun.
IMHO, my father’s cooking is the best I’ve ever had. Including restaurants.
IMHO, my grandfather is a great baker.
IMHO having someone snuggled in next to me, her head resting on my shoulder, is the best feeling in the world. But having a purring kitten dozing on my chest is OK, too. Not as nice, but OK.
IMHO Al Gore should realize that he looks more and more like a sore loser, not a fighter. IT’S BEEN THREE WEEKS, AL! GET A CLUE!
IMHO we need to get past the cold, wet crappy weather, and get to the snow. I’m ready to go skiing!
IMHO I need to finish up this posting and get back to work.
Sure. Zoggie, meet aha.
Aha, meet Zoggie.
And Zoggie, in this thread currently in MPSIMS you can see some of aha’s rock star credentials.
I feel so dirty now. I just helped pimp out a 16-year-old to an aging rock star. :eek:
Been there, done that. Rantoul, 1985. Cornfield Navy it was called. Okay, it wasn’t a base, just a detachment to an AF base. Zoom!
Jack Batty.
RightSaidFred,
Thank you for spontaneously mentioning me. But somehow a mere mention of my name is not feeding my meglomania - go figure.
What I really need is an entire thread devoted to just how much of great all around human being I actually am. Of course modesty prevents me from doing that myself. 
Jack Batty - I gotcha covered. Keep an eye out for The Jack Batty thread, which I’ll open either later tonight or tomorrow.
BTW:
IMHO, at least one of my threads should make Threadspotting. 
IMHO everyone should sleep with a dog in the bed.
IMHO no one should get an animal if he doesn’t plan on spending time with it.
IMHO people who deny medical insurance claims should not be able to tell themselves that “it’s just their job.”
IMHO you should get a day off from being pregnant so you can drink and smoke and all that other stuff I can’t do anymore
IMHO people shouldn’t snicker when a blind person says they witnessed something or saw something.
IMHO same applies when a deaf persons says they heard something. It’s a figure of speech.
IMHO South Park is going for the offensive without making it funny anymore. Why can’t they do both?
IMHO people shouldn’t have to live with perfect minds in bodies that have failed them if they don’t want to.
IMHO politicians are judged by how little they affect my life.
IMHO being in a traditional marriage doesn’t make me less of a feminist.
IMHO white chocolate does not really exist and should be stricken from the record (sorry Mr. Batty).
Fairy Princess Kitty wrote:
You realize, of course, that there’s hardly a Star Wars fan on the planet who doesn’t think the Ewoks are vile monstrosities of over-cutesiness and deserve a slow, painful death.
Then again, they don’t look all that bad when compared to Jar Jar…
But… but… well he’s on a AF base now, WHERE IS THIS SO-CALLED BASE!!!
sniff I miss my Sailorboy. I’ll see him dec 21!! YAY!
Don’t feel bad. I thank you for it.
[Bender]Now why don’t you catch the next pimp-mobile out of here?[/Bender]
IMHO There’s nothing wrong with cute Star wars characters
IMHO The BJ thread in IMHO really deserves more attention, it’s so very informative
IMHO There’s nothing odd about saying that I’ll have a boyfriend in 17 days.
IMHO Torrance shouldn’t be so far away, it’s not fair.
IMHO I don’t think my best friend is as innocent as we all thought she was
IMHO She’s still a whole lot more innocent than I am
IMHO Soccer should be a more popular sport, it rocks!
IMHO Our varsity soccer team really isn’t ready for their first game tomorrow, wish us luck!
IMHO I’ll be back to post more HOs later
Kitty
IMO, I should have a faster printer.
IMO, my lunch break at school should be much longer.
IMO, I need more sleep.
IMO, I shouldn’t have to take my SAT II’s at a strange and scary school on a Saturday morning. (Just my opinion…not the entire nation’s…)
IMO, Dubya does look like a deer in the headlights.
IMO, you all need to throw me a post party when I reach my 666th post…which is in five more posts. (Nevermind; I’ll do it myself.)
IMO, I should have eaten a lot more this morning.
IMO, tiny pizzas attached to even tinier bagels is an ingenious idea.
Just out of curiosity, what is it?