So I was member for a long time. Then I was a Charter Member. Then I sorta… neglected my SDMB lurking duties for a couple of years and have just now rejoined. But it still says I’m a Guest. Is this punishment for letting my Charter Membership expire? Does Ed Zotti no longer love me?
It says you’re a member now.
Nevermind. It now says I’m a Member.
Evidently being away makes a girl stupid.
However, the Ed Zotti question is still valid. 
Ed does not love anybody who doesn’t religiously pony up the fundage every year like clockwork. 
Maybe I could pony up something else religiously… Bless me Father for I have sinned… and regain the love.
I heard there was a pony show; how much is admission?
No pony show. The… tails… are so uncomfortable.
Test
Checking to make sure I’m still a charter member