Is there a fancy medical name for boogers?
Uh, mucus?
Nasal infarctions?
Nasally Oriented Mucousoid Matter Never To Be Shared Or Displayed To Others. (exceptions: infants and those in comas.)
I made that up.
Veb
Oh, man, I’m savin’ “nasal infarction” for the pit…
ROFL!
My 2 minutes of medical training tells me … uh… SNOT ?
…I think it should be forwarded to the Master.
organic rubber cement?
My friend, whose mom is a nurse, told me it’s “sputum.”
She once asked a guy to give her a “sputum sample.” Guess what the cup was full of when he returned it?
Benign
Olefactory
Organic and
Green
Edible
Reward
But that’s just a guess… 
Nature’s mousse.