Surely there is an official medical term for the boogers we pick out of our noses. What? You don’t pick your nose? I’ll bet you don’t masturbate either. The only thing I have heard of that seems remotely correct is “mucoid”, but since it’s not in the Scrabble dictionary it must not be a word. Help, I’m losing sleep over this, it’s nothing to sneeze at after all…
“Every creative act results from the sudden cessation of stupidity.”
-Edwin Land, inventor of the Polaroid Land Camera
When you’re with your honey
</tr><tr bgcolor="#77FF77"><td></td><td>And your nose is runny
</tr><tr bgcolor="#AAFFAA"><td></td><td>And you think it’s funny
</tr><tr bgcolor="#77FF77"><td></td><td>But it’s snot.