Can you still hear the faint echoes in the air, Republicans squeeling in porcine rage? “He lied to the American people!” Oh, the horror, the dismay! Eyes wide with shock, they seized the public by the lapels and hollered until the veins stuck out in thier neck. “He lied…LIED!!!..to the American people!” Bill Bennett, our nations number one scold, put out an entire book: Where is the Outrage, he moaned, pissing himself massively.
With heavy hearts they grimly set in motion the only remedy possible for this unbearable state of affairs. Stern duty demanded that they think the unthinkable: impeachment. Though they shrank in horror from the very word, yet, as men of conscience, men of honor, they could do no less, lest the noble office of President sink into the mire.
“He lied to the American people!”
And now these palladins of truth, defenders of candor and veracity, will go forth to stand firm in thier duty. Setting all partisan politics aside, they gird themselves to do what must be done, however painful, however distasteful.
They will pretend it never happened.
But I won’t. I say that GeeDubya Bush has wiped his butt with his Oath of Office. Our troops are sworn, on thier honor, to protect us. Our Commander in Chief is sworn, on his honor, to hold thier lives sacred, to proceed to war only when our nation is in peril, or the common decency of humanity demands.
Lie after lie after lie, buttressed with the occasional half-truth. I will not bore the reader with the litany, any Doper more alert than comatose knows full well of what I speak.
Support our troops! Bring them home walking, and get them a new Boss!