"Implied" sexual relations in TV shows

Sam and Al.

Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty
Ren & Stimpy
Ray and Fraser (Due South)
Those two dudes from The Sentinel
The Professor and Mary Ann

Kirk

Spock

AND McCoy.
And they did show it. episode 80.

Bo, Luke and Daisy.

Mr. Ed & Wilbur

Beavis & Butthead.

Come on, they weren’t getting any by any other means. You know they were doin’ it.

Would B&B even know how to really do it? They seemed to think that orifaces were for inserting fireworks and nothing else.

I have always wondered why there’s no Beavis/Butthead slash around. Maybe there just weren’t enough women watching.

Come to Butthead…

Or maybe that would be too twisted… naah. It couldn’t be more twisted than Eric Idle/Michael Palin slash or Vyvyan/Rick from Young Ones slash. Or Al Gore/Joe Lieberman slash.

Hawkeye and Trapper.

Linc and Pete on “The Mod Squad.” Come on, they were working with the gorgeous Julie and showed NO interest in her.

Hawkeye and Trapper? Nah.

Hawkeye and BJ, maybe. Hawkeye and Sidney Freedman, maybe. Like Sidney couldn’t find a weekly card game in Seoul, yeah right. Henry and Radar, maybe. Hot Lips and Trapper, nearly. Remember them trapped in the storeroom? She scecretly wanted to and Trapper surely would have. Trapper claimed his wife thought he had gotten himself drafted so he could cheat on her he played around so much.

Charles and Klinger when they were fussing like a couple during the last few seasons? Possibly.

That was the conclusion Mad magazine came to, too.

Jerry van Dyke and the 1928 Porter.

That one has all kinds of things wrong with it.

Huh. I don’t know… I always noticed the way Hawk and Trapper were always feeding each other things, like pickles and steak (on a fork) and I’m sure there were other things.

I’m with you there.

giggles I remember. Agree with you there, too.

Bobby and Renko.

Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Bashir and Garak.

Frodo and Sam (can’t believe that one hasn’t been mentioned yet…)

McGarret and Danno.
Andy and Barney.
Andy and Gomer.
Andy and Goober.
Andy and Floyd.
Andy and Aunt Bee.
Andy and Opie.
Jethro and Ellie Mae.
Jethro and Jethrine.
Jed and Ellie Mae.
Jed and Jethrine.
Jed and Jethro.
Jed and Mrs. Drysdale.
Jed and Grannie.
Grannie and Miss Jane.
All three Brady boys and Alice.

Will & Grace

Radar and Colonel Potter.

Or, perhaps Colonel Potter . . . and Sophie.

Ewwwwwww…! :stuck_out_tongue:


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