"Implied" sexual relations in TV shows

Cafe Society
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Here’s a place to post about romances which were never exactly written in the series. I’ll start out:

Gilligan’s Island,
The Skipper and Gilligan:
Pretty obvious here. Pet names (lil buddy), violent outbreaks (possibly due to a S&M type relationship), and here’s what makes it all obvious: Gilligan’s (possibly subconcious) foiling of most attempts to get off the island. He’s probably afraid that once they get back to civilization, the Skipper will break off the relationship for fear of being viewed in a bad light in proper society.

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Greg and Marsha. Don’t ask me, I just know.

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Starsky and Hutch.

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The Golden Girls.

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Tom & Jerry - they SO wanted each other.
Also Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd.

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Blair and Jo, FACTS OF LIFE.

Oscar and Felix.

Lenny and Squiggy.

George & Louise Jefferson and Florence.

Keith and Laurie Partridge.

Bert and Ernie.

Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell.

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Fonzie & Mrs C

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Smithers and Mr. Burns, of course!

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Laverne and Shirley (what did you think the “L” on her sweater stood for?

Margo

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Uncle Bill and Mr. French.

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The Monkees. All of them. With each other.

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Spongebob and Patrick!

Janet, Chrissy, and Jack!

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Carl and Lenny

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Kirk and Spock

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Michael Knight and K.I.T.T.

Ok, I stole that from Behind the Music That Sucks.

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Amen.

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Jerry and George (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

Interesting that we only have to give first names for most “couples”.

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Timmy and Lassie

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Sean: “I bet Kirk and Spock never even had a threesome.”
Robert: “Yeah they did, but they couldn’t show it on network TV.”

  • from Free Enterprise
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In Angel, Wesley and Gunn. Well, Gunn is picking up on Wesley’s decorum, while Wes is picking up Gunn’s streetwise sense.