Important Virus Warning

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

After last weeks worldwide strike of the “I LOVE YOU VIRUS”, reports
are
already coming in that the virus is mutating into several stages.
>Within
the next few hours, expect to see:

The original “I love you” virus

The “I like you a lot” virus

The “You’re nice, but I just want to be friends” virus
The “Its not you, its me” virus
The “Look, it was just a date…don’t get clingy” virus
The “Okay, I think its best if we don’t have anymore contact” virus
The “It was late, I was drunk, you were easy” virus

The “Stop calling me, you unfeeling prick” virus

The “That’s it, I hate you and your stupid cat” virus
Plus:

The “No, I Ruullllyyyy Like You” Virus … usually hits around midnight

The “You’re Beawfullll …” virus … usually hits about 2am

The “Nothing has to happen. I just want to wake up with you in my arms”
virus … careful, it’s a sly one.

The “You’re OK but I was wondering if your friend is single” virus

The “Of course I’ll phone you! Now do you want me to call a cab for you?”… hmmm, that’ll hit anytime between 3am & noon.

2

When’s the “IDONTWANNASEEYOUDURINGEURO2000CAUSEWATCHINGFOOTBALLSUCKSWITHWOMENPRESENT” virus due?

3

Will somebody please slap me already for pulling that lame side-scroll stunt??

4

Just after Holland go out in the first round

5

Hey, at least we’re there, Paddy :smiley:
(And don’t tell me we’re only there because we’re organising! Remember Liverpool??)

6

** SLAP **

there ya go

7

Hot damn. I’ve seen footage of football fights on ESPN, but this is the closest I’ve ever gotten. “HEY AMERICANS! THEY’RE FIGHTING ABOUT SOCCER!!!” ::pulls up a chair::

8

Hey Coldfire

** SLAP !!! **
Hey Coldfire (again)

** SLAP SLAP SLAP !!! **
Hey Coldfire, is this enough?

9

No need to fight, miss Riddles. Ireland didn’t even qualify for Euro 2000 :stuck_out_tongue:

But I feel like slapping you around a bit as well: the game is called FOOTBALL, you ignorant Yankee :smiley:

10

Hey, I’m all in favor of changing our “soccer” to “football.” Our football rarely comes in contact with the foot. Instead, I want to change the name “American Football” to “What Men Do Instead Of Talking.”

11

OK, we didnt qualify, but at least we had to compete, rather than walk in,

and as for that night in Anfield, well, we let you get away with that one…
oh, yes,

{b}slap[/b}

12

Walk in?? Hoo yeah… but remember, we let the Irish win the Eurovision Song Contest all the time! Well, except for when that Israelian transvestite won.

13

Is it too late for me to slap you, Clog Boy? :smiley:

14

Eurovision??

C’mon… is that all you have to offer???

I’d still listen to any of our abysmal eurovision songs than

  • oh Johann, dont leave us in the lurch *

or clog dancing and windmills and cheese.