Can we generate electricity from the rotation of buried corpses?
Can the flow of capital power electric turbines?
Can we somehow harness falling property values and stock market crashes to generate power?
In the World of the Bizarre, how else can we generate electricity?
How about smiley eye-brow power :dubious: ?
How much horsepower does galloping inflation generate?
All we need is a couple of big ass turbines. One would run off the hot air emanating from politicians and the other one would be be powered by the spin of the media. Problem solved.
Never mind power generation; consider the effect of using all that bullshit as fertiliser instead of the fossil-fuel based stuff.
Election Spin Dynamos.
Mexican Wave power?
The Power of Dreams is a good source of alternate current.
At my place in Vermont we use Cow Power
Ooo! Good one! Media Spin could power the planet!
I wonder how much we could get in election years from flip-flopping candidates?
I think we need a bunch of miniature windmills along major highways, driven by the air from passing cars. The combined output of them would probably be significant.
I don’t know about generating power, but we could end world hunger with all the waffles.
How about flop power, fueled by soccer and NBA players?
I don’t know, but we could power the entire planet with Zimbabwe alone. Of course then the influx of money from all the power generated would infuse their economy and the whole thing would collapse.
We could probably feed the grid quite well with a political mud sling, but only once every few years.
Power the world with good intentions.
Ha! Everyone knows that Good Intentions are only good for roadway paving. 