Improbable MegaCorp mergers (and what would they be called?)

In My Humble Opinion
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PepsiCoke?

MicroDisney?

2

Hillsanuba

Ford-Nestle

3

Cadbury-RoyalLepage-GlaxoSmithKline-GMDaewoo-Sony-PizzaPizza

Esso/LaVieEnRose

PetroCanada-Dell

Universal NASA

4

Microsoft and Gateway

Microgate

or Gatesoft

Bill gates of course will be the limp powerless CEO.

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I may get taken to the Pit for this.

E.F. Hutton - Happy Days Chewing Tobacco - Little Brown Books - Blue Bird Bus Company - Flying Tigers Airfreight - YMCA - Oh Henry candy bars - YWCA - Continental Can Corp - Tyco

E. F. Happy Little Blue Bird Fly Y Oh Y Can Ty

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ABCNNBCBS

FBIBM

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Holy See-Planned Parenthood

Gerber-Phillip Morris

General Motors-General Electric-General Dynamics-General Foods-General Mills…just call it GGS; General Goods and Services.

Astromech/CHOAM

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Leinenkugel/Heinz = Heiniez

Spam/Krackel = Spackel

Fannie Mae/MyFICO = MyFannie

Subaru/FOX = SUX

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I heard this a number of years ago, when it probably would have been funnier, but this thread reminded me of it:

Netscape and Yahoo! merge into one super-company and relocate their headquarters to Israel. The new company’s name?

“Net 'n Yahoo”

:runs away to avoid being flogged:

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Fannie Mae + Burger king = Fannie King

NASA + Tasty bread = Nasty bread

Microsoft + Johnson & Johnson = Micro Johnson

General Motors + Big and Tall stores = Genital Motors

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or Big Genitals