I have this mad desire to tell my 70-year-old mother that “bukkake” is Japanese for the pollen that all the pine trees will shortly be dropping all over everything.
I love my mother, I really do. She’s one of the best mothers in the world. But she’d believe me and run over to the nursing home to visit my grandmother and yammer on about all the “bukkake”. Soon enough the whole nursing home would be using it. The idea of this sends me into gales of laughter.
I’ve often wanted to use this exact word on my dippy sister in law and say it is the special ingredient in whatever it is I am cooking, mentioning off hand that I got it from the only place in town that I could find it, an asian import store. ( Cause, the more harder it is to find it must make it that much more betterer, dontchaknow?)
And then just picture the look on the nice young asian guy’s face when asked if he has any bukkake in stock.
This amuses me during lulls in family get togethers.
I just cannot picture a room of Finns doing the Finnish version of Bukkake.
all the pixelated privates have been replaced by vodka bottles obscuring the view. The Alternative Dictionary Nothing really …uh…comes close.
But ( no pun intended) I did find Bumsbomber from the German part of the site which has nothing to do with Bukkake at all, but it is fun to say either in german or the literal engrish translation.
The cooking one cracks me up. I’d be tempted to put a concoction of spices into an unlabeled bottle and hand it to the person with a recipe. Then they go and make whatever it is for a bunch of guests and one asks them how they make it so good, their explanation can include the phrase “…but the secret is just a dash of bukkake.”