Tomorrow I may have a ham sandwich.
That is all.
Or maybe some sausages
If you didn’t toast it in a pit barbeque, you may have posted to the wrong forum.
Fuck sausages. There, now it’s in the pit. Fucking sausages.
Fuck sausages. Fuck 'em right in the ass…with another sausage. Maybe even a third. A bratwurst within a Thuringer within a kielbasa. Sausageception.
What kind of cheese? What kind of bread?
Any sandwich lube?
What kind of sausages?
Live a little, have a ham AND cheese sandwich.
Why don’t you have a shit sandwich, and hold the bread?
A Kielthurbrat! I’ve heard those are very popular around the holidays.
And here I was, all excited to read a multi-paragraph rant about cheese and bread.
Wot is I’ms?
This doesn’t belong in the pit until you have to eat napkin sandwiches.
It’s sausages, all the way down.
Moved to MPSIMS.
I pit my new Cuisinart Griddler. The very first attempt at a grilled cheese sandwich I used the panini mode and pressed it down pretty good. When I took the sandwich out it was about one half inch thick and all the cheese had been squeezed out of it.
This thread was deliberately placed in the Pit as a parody. Now it’s been moved I’ve asked the mods to close it.
Well, under the circumstances, there’s only one thing for me to say.
IN BEFORE CLOSING!
ETA: P. S. Which thread was it a parody of?
Whatever.