There was a dark…dark…woods.
And in the dark…dark…woods,
There was a dark…dark…house.
And in the dark…dark…house,
There was a dark…dark…room.
And in the dark…dark…room,
There was a dark…dark…chest.
And in the dark…dark…chest,
There was a dark…dark…box.
And in the dark…dark…box,
There was a dark…dark…ghost.
And that dark…dark…ghost
Had a dark…dark…hand.
And in that dark…dark…hand…
There was a Starbucks grande-sized, nonfat, skim latte! Damn, you just can’t get away from Starbucks no matter WHERE you go nowadays, can ya??