In a dark...dark...land...

There was a dark…dark…woods.

And in the dark…dark…woods,
There was a dark…dark…house.

And in the dark…dark…house,
There was a dark…dark…room.

And in the dark…dark…room,
There was a dark…dark…chest.

And in the dark…dark…chest,
There was a dark…dark…box.

And in the dark…dark…box,
There was a dark…dark…ghost.

And that dark…dark…ghost
Had a dark…dark…hand.

And in that dark…dark…hand

There was a Starbucks grande-sized, nonfat, skim latte! Damn, you just can’t get away from Starbucks no matter WHERE you go nowadays, can ya??

I assume it was a dark roast?

A dark…dark…roast!