"In a relationship"

  • going around
  • scamming with/on
  • cum dumpster (around your guy friends)

Attached.

Short version:

“We’re attached.”

Glurgy, snuggly-wuggly version:

“We’re attached at the heart.”

Smart-aleck version:

“We’re attached at the groin.”

She’s my “it’s complicated”.

She’s my domestic energy resource.

(She shouts “Drill, Baby, Drill…!” a lot)

MrWhatsit has consistently referred to me as “the concubine” since before we were married.

I like concubine!

I just remembered that my friend refers to her husband as “The Toyboy” because he’s a couple of months younger than she is.

When I’ve been dating and someone asks me if I’m single I say that “no, I’m plural”.

Whatever happened to POSSLQ?

I actually like the term ERRUM. As in an introduction being made: “This is Joe. He’s Jane’s…err…um…”. :smiley:

Clothahump, what’s POSSLQ?

jackdavinci, I will remember that one!

Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters. Wow, I haven’t heard that one in twenty years!

“I’m in love.” works wonderfully well. So does “I’d like you to meet ____. I love him.” A bit more playful/ less serious can be “I’d like you to meet ____. He’s my favorite!”

Your grandma aside, in the context of rap song lyrics, does it have anything to do with reclaiming the word “jiggaboo”? There’s a song called “jigga my nigga” too…