Hello, this is my first post after many years of lurking. I am also that rarest of creatures, a female Three Stooges fan.
I cannot help but notice that whenever the Stooges are mentioned on this board, a fair number of Dopers react with derision. Elitists! The Stooges are every bit as worthy a comedy team as any, on a par with Laurel and Hardy or the Marx Brothers.
Blasphemy you say! Sez you, I say!
I will not expound on the Stooges longevity, boundless energy, their reliablity, their dedication to their craft, the respect and affection that each held for the other. But I put it to you, none could throw such quick and convincing slaps, pokes, and kicks, and yes react to those same slaps, pokes, and kicks with such
grit, grace and beauty. They were athletes of a uncommon kind. The short and
squat kind, and those are certainly the most uncommon.
Take, for instance, in the short “Hoi Polloi” when Curly gets his hand caught in a spittoon going after a discarded cigar. Moe and Larry pull him free, and Curly comes up with the cigar and is delighted. Moe, however, is appalled for the Stooges are trying to impress the society people at the party they are attending.
He slaps Curly’s cigar clutching hand. Normally, Curly’s arm would come around and hit him in the back of the head, but ah, the Stooges have decided that such a move would be a cliche since they have performed this stunt many times. So instead, Curly’s arm freely pinwheels madly without stopping, and Moe, after watching for a few beats, reaches through Curly’s gyrations and in an equisitely timed move, slaps Curly on the side of the head, thus giving the illusion of moving Curly’s head into the path of his own approaching hand. Curly thus suitably reproved, Moe and Larry hustle him off, and continue to chat with their lady friends as if nothing had happened as true gentlemen should.
Now, that’s entertainment! If you showed the above scene in slow motion and set it to Mascagni’s Intermezzo, everyone would call it art.
So dis no more my Stooges. And yes, girls like them too.