I don’t know if you’ve seen a lot of newer porn, but gone are the days of Ron Jeremy and John Holmes where all you needed was a large cock and the ability to sustain an erection. I’d say at least 90% of the guys in porn nowadays would have faces that are considered attractive by most women. And I’d say 95% of them have good bodies, too.
As to the OP, hells yeah I’d do it. I’ve actually seriously considered doing porn as it is.
Oh, and it should be noted that sixty movies would occur LONG BEFORE a full year, at least according to the average porn star’s resume. The good ones make one or two movies a day.
Freyja, Norse goddess of way too many things to get into…Yes, Yes and Yeppers. Even though you cannot assist me with my psych issues, in a way that’s good because I get to keep my smarts. And believe me, as an unemployed fat girl, at this juncture I would be grateful for the opportunity!
Skald, I’ll give you whatever you want, baby (that’s after I get my new bod) if you can hook me up with The Goddess.
Oh, I’m sure Freyja COULD assist you with your psych issues; she just doesn’t care. It’s more amusing to see suddenly-beautiful people still acting as if they were other than hot.
Does perfect health also mean that I’ll live forever? Seems like a good deal. Also, who cares about STDs, if you have perfect health, you aint got none.
It can’t mean immortality. Freyja herself doesn’t have unconditional immortality, after all; both the Aesir and the Vanir need Idun’s apples.
Perfect health means that, upon accepting, you are immediately healed healed of any physical disease or imperfection you have beforehand. If you’re a type-1 diabetic, suddenly your pancreas is pumping out insulin like a mofo. If you have metastatic lung cancer, all the cancerous cells go bye-bye and are instantly replaced with healthy ones. If you have the sniffles, the rhinovirus responsible gets entirely ejected with your next sneeze. You have perfect 20/20 vision. Etc.
I suppose this also means that any potential diseases are stopped from developing earlier. But if you do something stupid–say, fuck Ann Coulter–your dick will still freeze and break off like everyone’s else’s.
In that case, she’s not really offering much, now is she? I mean, I could stand to lose about 15 pounds or so, but if I were practicing a lifestyle where I could keep those 15 pounds off, then I wouldn’t have them to begin with. I could certainly understand someone with a chronic and severe disease like diabetes or cancer accepting the deal, but I don’t have anything worse than mild cat allergies. So I think I’ll pass on this one.
I dare you to say that on a hilltop in a thunderstorm while wearing wet copper armor.
In perfect health, I could do 60 porn flicks in a month, maybe even quicker, if I’m limited to one “performance” per flick. With Viagara, who knows, maybe a week!
Yup, I’ll do it. Anyone who would recognize me would have to admit watching porn, so I’m not especially worried. Plus, I’m scheduled to be laid off soon – the timing would be perfect to be “laid on”.
Oh, hell yes. In a second. In a half a second. I would, however, require that all of my co-stars be natural-boobed and tattoo-free. That should lighten my work-load considerably.
This can be a tricky one. I think one’s answer largely depends on their current state of health and fitness more than one’s opinion of porn. Dramatically so I think.
To be honest (though not terribly modest), the “physical ideal” isn’t really unattainable for me. If I cut out the french fries, pizza and beer and got into the gym for 10 vigorous hours a week instead of 3 half-assed hours a week I’d be there by Christmas. I’ve been really healthy and have no medical issues of note. Essentially my award would be 2 or 3 fewer inches on my waist and 2 or 3 more inches on my biceps. (And eliminating this pesky pet allergy would be nice.)
Now, as a horny, single, red-blooded male coming of age in the internet era it’s safe to say that I’ve had plenty of fantasies involving some rather kinky and acrobatic sex with a litany of top porn stars. The sex would be quite a treat I think, so really the only price is the loss of my modesty and the associated stigma. The former is pretty trivial for me but the latter, while not important personally, has practical implications.
Looking at it from a purely pragmatic standpoint the cost-benefit seems to weigh against accepting it. The stigma and limitations a porn career would create outweighs the fairly small benefit to my appearance.
Of course if that “great health” thing meant I’d continue living a long healthy life, meaning no cancer in 15-20 years, as opposed to just some immediate cure that I don’t need right now my answer would probably change. If the “physical ideal” were taken far enough to ensure me some type of lucrative career in show biz after the porn that might be worthwhile too, but I think even being a gorgeous piece of meat still leaves me with a slim chance of easy fortunes.
There are certainly lots of upsides to the offer, but I guess I’m pretty satisfied with the way I am so no need to do anything drastic.
Here’s question for the guys: How many of you would do porn just to have sex with all those women? If for whatever reason your body type and age became a popular genre and there was a demand for seeing you with all your favorite leading ladies, would you step up and cash those porno checks?