Ah well, fortunately there I start out ahead of the game. 
Eh, by all accounts it’s just not a very fun way to have sex for most people.
I’d do porn now if I was in any way appealing to anybody.
Maybe you should’ve specified it was gay/straight porn; opposite to one’s orientation.
Well, if I was healthy and hot, how would they know it’s me? 
All in all, though, it’d probably depend on my relationship status – I could have easily imagined it when I was single, but I’m not, and I don’t really care about the rewards – I’m apparently (and somewhat shockingly) hot enough for my girlfriend, and it doesn’t really matter to me whether I die healthy or not, because die I will anyway.
My approximate age is under thirty, and my approximate sex is male.
A god who can only smite me under such conditions isn’t much of a god, no?