WHOA! The past comes alive!
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Good times, man. Good times…
(I kinda miss Korea, and the whole ‘having a job’ thing…)
Once I got a spam from a Chinese company, and they listed their prices. At the bottom there was a footnote that said, I kid you not:
“All price are base on Hong Kong Dollar.”
Where did THIS come from? I totally forgot about Elevalor!
Astroboy, you absolutely must go down the hall, make and make an addendum to the list that reads as such:
- Any using of an Death Day form the 1920’s are not allwoed. It can cause inflammation.
You got a scanner? I have to see this list.
Pure genious, Francesca
Thsi is a very important rule, I’m glad they posted it. As a young Octopus I was always reminded by my parents not to use electric machines while spreading my arms.
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Unfortunately, I’m no longer in Korea… but I’m sure the sign is still there (it was when I left 6 months ago or so!). Perhaps MrO could be persuaded to stop by the dorm, snag the sign, and scan it somewhere?
And, ironically, I have heard that 1920’s style Death Rays, as well as causing inflammation, are prescribed for the relief of inflammation! Can you say “1920’s style Preparation Death Ray”? I thought you could! 
Oops! I guess I should pay more attention to the locations of SDMB posters.
May pre house the seamy side violitation!!!
I shit you not.
http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/techdocs/dragonballz.jpg
How is Rap like Porn? Both are better with the sound turned off.
I’m glad you all appreciated the (inadvertent–I didn’t realise it was 2001 at the time) revival of this thread 
I posted to it after it was linkewd to from another thread about funniest SDMB posts, that is currently active.
Gatopescado: How could you link to that fantastic warning without pointing out its supreme zenith of hilarity–
Til the cowcomes home
There’s loads more of this at http://www.engrish.com. Look under the Engrish From You section for hours of ROTFL in a similar vein 
A couple of years ago I won a Razor-type scooter. I’ve never really used the silly thing, but I made sure to keep the instruction sheet. Some of the highlights:
Instruction of roller board
It is great appreciation for your patronage of this roller board. Please carefully read the instruction before correctly use it. Please well keep the instruction after reading.
- Roller board is not a toy. Except riding it, please do not use it as other application.
- When two persons riding it, please absolutely do not do acrobatic action.
- Please stop to ride it when it is in the night or when the road is rainy, snowy and sandy. Please do not use it when it is a step (sic) road or heavy.
- Please do not ride it when you have drunk or got sick and unsafely ride it.
- Please do not deep (sic) the roller board in the places of much dirt or humidity or sunshiny and high temperature. Please preserve it in the dry place. Furthermore, please do not store it at the place that the child could easily take. If necessary, please well pack it after riding the roller board.
There’s more, but I can’t be bothered typing the rest. These are the best ones anyway.