The rules-
It should be a rule that you have instituted by experiencing it’s converse. It doesn’t have to be one that you follow religiously, but one that you actually do try to follow for dire fear of whatever the situation it was designed to prevent.
Post the rule, but not the situation that led to it’s formation- it will be much more fun for our dirt-mongering, pointy little heads to speculate on that ourselves.
One rule per post please, to make them each stand out in their glory, although post as often as you wish.
My hesitant offering, which I’m sure will have a couple of you in outraged hysterics and making with the 'you-are-the-biggest-most-hypocritical-grossest-shiny-loser email, and to which I would only be able to respond with a gentlemanly petite showing of the tongue before turning away to carry on in a dignified manner with my pathetic, shadow-play of a life: