It’s a good one.
Trust me. Or fuck you I’ll kill you you fucking asshole die motherfucker die eat this.
Whoops. Sorry.
Sooo, yeah. I love ya, baby!
It’s a good one.
Trust me. Or fuck you I’ll kill you you fucking asshole die motherfucker die eat this.
Whoops. Sorry.
Sooo, yeah. I love ya, baby!
Forgive me?
Look, I bought you this nice (Thing that cost a lot)…
You having a liquid breakfast or a late lunch?
Not a jerk, just playin’
yur cleerly nottt drunk allll
teh works you tiped ar sppacd proprly anspeld write.
That’s how it should look. Faker!!
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Sex with sheep!
Yes, that should do it. Oh hey, is that rum…?
i want to be drunk too
Yeah, well I’ve never liked you anyway.
No, sorry mate. Maaaate. You’nme’r’matezzz…
Reminds me of a wonderful, controversial ad for a strong beer, which appeared on the back of Sydney buses a few years ago. It was one of those ads that was so good it didn’t work, because I only remember the slogan rather than the brand:
“Tell your mates you love them”
I posted something like this once and it was closed immediately. Life isn’t fair.
If it stays up long enough, I’ll be joining you tonight!
You can’t post drunk? What about high? What if you smoked a buttload of pot and then… hahahaha mmm Cheetos… what were we talking about?