Lately there has been some discussion between the English teachers living in the “Second Student Living Place” (IE: second dormitory) here at bee-yoo-tiful Hanyang U. deep in the bustling heart of Seoul, S. Korea (just an hour by tank from the DMZ) and the dormitory management. Some of us are concerned for our safety should there knock on wood be a fire. You see, the dorm manager, in all his wisom, has LOCKED all of the firedoors as well as the door leading onto the roof.
The theory behind this move is that if the firedoors were left UNLOCKED, students living in the dorm might be able to :eek: move between floors or even go out onto the roof instead of staying on their own floors like good little sheep! (Let’s ignore the fact that the students can easily move between floors using the elevators or even the central stairwell)
We dwellers of the tenth, and top, floor (all foreigners, most English teachers with a smattering of Chinese physicists, German something-or-other teachers, etc.) want the door to the roof unlocked, that’s all. We want to be able to go up there if there is a fire so that we do not all die of smoke inhalation…
The dorm management does not agree. I shrug, and go about my life.
A few days ago, I noticed that the dorm management has placed a map of the tenth floor opposite the elevator with fire extinguishers, fire exits (let me repeat: LOCKED :rolleyes: ), etc., marked in various exciting and pleasing colors. Next to the map is a list of fire-related rules. In Korean. OK, I give it a glance. I can’t understand what it says… I have vague thoughts of getting a dictionary and figuring it out later, then think: Aw, screw it! If there’s anything important there, Astrogirl will tell me…
Someone must have pointed out to the dorm management that most of the people living on the tenth floor don’t speak Korean (or not well, anyways), because when I came home today there was a new list of fire rules translated into English. I paused to read it…
My beloved and esteemed Doping colleagues, I present for your amusement and edification Korean Fire Rules:
Read it certainly !!
- Don’t let a things around fire escape a fireplug, an elevalor.
- When you are not use an eletric machine, please switch off and when you pulg out that don’t give strong pull at electric wire.
3a. Don’t use electric machine as an octopus spread its arms.
3b. Annyong, Opar! (Even in Korea? Who woulda thunk it?) - If you are not put a plug deeply , it will be generate heat. So you must put that completly.
- You can’t take a inflammables like gasoline, gas and chemicals.
- You can smoke only a smoking area.
- When you smoke cigarette, you must throw cigarette butts to an ashtray.
- Take special precautions to prevent fire when you use an heating equipment like eletric heater, iron or coffee pot.
- Know well how to use fire equipment.
- Keep on mind that 2,000 students are liveing here.
Excuse me, I gotta sneak down the hall and tape this list back up before I get in trouble!