Walky-talky man says hello hello hello, with his ballerina boots you can tell he’s always on his toes…
I blame it on blondebear. 
I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions
I have always thought that the world was unkind, cheese and onions
Do I have to spell it out?
It’s catching; I blame it on RTFirefly. 
In their sties with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking.
Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.
He’s a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land.
She came in through the bathroom window…
Sheepdog,
Standing in the rain.
Bullfrog,
Doing it again.
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road
Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life-
You were only waiting for this moment to arrive.
Wahoo woof! Woof!
Hey bulldog! Hey bulldog!
Hey bulldog! Hey bulldog!
(Continuing the dog theme…)
Hold your hand out, you silly girl.
Look what you’ve done!
When you find yourself in the thick of it,
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you.
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, ah
D’da d’da d’da da da da
D’da d’da d’da da da da
D’da d’da d’da da d’da d’da d’da d’da
Do do do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do d’do d’do d’do d’do
Do do do do do do
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Wednesday morning papers didn’t come
Thursday night your stockings needed mending
See how they run
Look at him working,
He’s darning his socks in the night
when there’s nobody there
You stay home.
She goes out.
She says that long ago, she knew someone,
But now he’s gone.
She doesn’t need him.
I got something to say that might cause you pain…
Sorry Annie, I’m going to let you down and leave you flat…
Their first UK hit was in 1962, so, as for a fifty year celebration…
Ooh, you can’t do that
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy…
Christ you know it ain’t easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They’re going to crucify me.
Saving up your money for a rainy day,
Giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
“Oh boy, when you’re dead
You don’t take nothing with you
But your soul - think!”
Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
eating chocolate cake in a bag.
The newspapers said, “She’s gone to his head,
They look just like two gurus in drag”.
Christ you know it ain’t easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They’re going to crucify me.
We can shout
And run about
No-one there to tell us what to do.
If we commemorate
When the Beatles hit the states
Instead of their first hit, what’s it to you?