If these types of OPs were coin flips, that would be an edge landing.
I think it’s more actually harder… 
I’d say so. You actually have to disregard the correct spellings of words as you have been taught in school. Where do you go to learn the correct spellings of mispronounced words? Besides, while I have known people that that have pronounced “these” as “dese”, as far as I know not a one of them thought they were saying the word “dese”, so they certainly wouldn’t be typing such a word out.
I tried reading the post, but one of my eyelids started twitching after the first - “coz f” and then, “dis, den” just made reading even mo difficult.
It’s an odd mixture of what looks like a native English speaker, what looks like a very young person and what looks like a non-native speaker.
Maybe its a cat. Loves backrubs, has bad spelling and grammar, happy and snuggily one moment, emotionally confused and distant the next.
Joking aside, OP it sounds like you are genuinely confused about what to do - you are feeling a mixture of passion and lust for this guy. If you are in a job that is easily replaceable then I’d say go ahead and bang him so long as you are of-age, practice safe sex, and neither of you are otherwise committed. Any number of people meet their SOs at work.
If however you need to keep you job at all costs, you’ll have to find a way to cut off this relationship while also maintaining your working relationship with your manager. That’s tough, because now that you’ve had this connection, for you to suddenly back off could cause him to retaliate. Probably your company, if its part of a larger corporation, has rules about retaliation but that sounds like a whole bunch of hassle.
If you come back, and are up for using proper grammar and sentence structure, tell us whether you are willing to potentially lose (or move on from your job) and you are free to be together…or whether you need advice as to how to untangle yourself while keeping your job.
Either way, best of luck to you.
Jst gv hm uh bjub…F e stl rb u bk e liv u n u xan liv hm bk…Den dat mens u 2 xan lve 2 gthr n gv chothers bjubs al d tym.
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I was going to post a snarky reply this morning. But then I thought - does this need to be posted? By me?
So I deleted what I wrote and went to work. I figured some high schooler not on Facebook googled <something> and ended up here, with amusing result.
sniff you people make me proud.
I do hope the OP gets her shit together at some point. Hopefully before she starts breeding. Because she really, really does not want to be breeding at this point in her life. So, OP - please, please be using contraception until you get your shit together.
I died. You killed me.
OP, your boss sounds hot. You should bang him.
Here’s what you do:
[ul]
[li]Call your local community action board [/li][li]Ask about adult education classes[/li][li]Sign up for the English for adult learners class[/li][li]Study hard, but request a lot of extra help to catch up, hopefully with your teacher giving you lots of one-on-one attention[/li][li]Fall in love with your English teacher instead of your boss[/li][/ul]
You learn to write in an understandable way and you don’t put your job at risk. Win-win.
If the OP is serious, then the appropriate forum is Loveshack. Lots of good advice there.
DAMMIT!!! I was trying to say three things at once.
Still better than the OP. 
I hope senpai will notice me.
Referencing a recent thread of the audio version of 50 Shades of Grey, I was lost in the soothing baritone of Mr. Gilbert Gottfried here once more.
Dis soun lak tru luv. F u kis hm wit ur mout opn n he kis u bak dat way, u no it is.
U a lucky grl.
Um lafng so hrd!! OMG!
But seriously, to the OP. It’s almost never a good idea to fall for your boss. I get that stuff happens though. It’s best to move on, girl.
I have to admit I tend to write more like I speak on message boards. I’m not writing a paper, and half the time I’m passing out in a chair or my laptop is sliding off my chin.
I know plenty of people who actually say “dese” and “dat.” So, I suppose if they type like they speak, it might seem normal to them.
I’ve also seen plenty of text and facebook messages from college educated adults with above-average IQs w/ statements like " I 1 C U 2night I don care bout yer wife cum fill Mi up" and that sort of thing. So I don’t know.
Oh yeah- Don’t date your boss.
dat how babby formed
I thought only English was allowed on this Board? 