In Memoriam -- Nov. 4, 1995 -- Yet Another Depressing MMP

Yaw-freakin’-awn. A jailbroken iPod Touch is highly detrimental to my sleep habits. It is entirely too much fun to futz around with, really. Well, really, who needs sleep anyway? It’s just a gross misuse of time that could otherwise be spent productively. Like getting Sherman Hemsley down from the damn ceiling. That’s the third time this week and he’s really stepping on my last nerve. Keeps yelling, “Weezy! WEEZY!”

PKid - N.O.T. is 'taters. Only Not Our Taters because that would be cruel, not to mention painful. Just the root variety.

LOUNE - I’m sure you could find room for more pie in between those two consecutive sessions of hot sex. Possibly even during. There’s always room (and time) for pie.

And hot sex.

Hank - Greedy? Not at all. If you are offering hot sex and pie, it is in fact cruel to make a man choose between them. The only just and fair thing to do is to offer both. I was merely accepting a fair and equitable proposal.

I’ll be in 305. With my fork.

Our Thanksgiving was October 7th. I can never keep track of American Thanksgiving.
Romance novel slash LOTR, rigs? Yikes. Good job so far.
N.O.T is Not Our Taters. Just to distinguish between the food and the MMPer.
We got the element out, but because of the kitchen setup we (meaning Mr. Lissar. I just kept the cats away) moved the washer and the stove. Everything’s unplugged. I don’t think I’ll try using the stove until we’ve got the element replaced and everything is back in a more user-friendly configuration in the kitchen.

I still can’t find the instruction manual. I’m beginning to wonder if the last tenant took it with her accidentally.

I’m up and actually need to work today. I work an odd shift, 11-5. Oh well, can’t complain. It’s appears to be nice enough so I’m going to walk to work.

Rigs, can’t wait to read more of your story.

LOUNE, it sounds like you have an appetite that you can’t satisfy there both for hot sex and pie.

Well, lord o mercy, rigs! That is some story! :smiley: swampy is right, I do believe I conjure Jamie Lee when I envision your heroine.

Good luck on the job, haze. You should do fine. I thought the vampire goal was very creative…long as it’s not a night job. :wink:

Hmmmm, pie??? I always thought the precursor to sex was…cheesecake.

Thanks a lot, mork. I had just got that iPod Touch commercial music earworm out of my head. Now, it’s back…Music is my boyfriend Gah! :stuck_out_tongue:

I think tonite’s dinner will be petite sirloins on the grill with spare guts and Holiday sauce. Mmmmm.

Later

Tupug

I feel I must apologize. I LIKE the character Faramir, but as you all have figured out, you’re getting a first draft of something that won’t have a second. So, I’m using whatever pops into my head. Poor Faramir. Poor Gondor. But what the hell.
Off to write some more (because it’s more appealing than housework).
Fruit flies stilll with us. Am contemplating flame thrower.

rigs normally I would be chastizing (chastising?), let’s just say gettin’ onto, you for not doin’ your homework. However, since we are all amused and enthralled by your off the cuff romance novel, slack shall be cut. After all, our and in particular my, amusement always comes first. :smiley:

The pot roast is smellin’ so nummy! It’s makin’ my tummy rumbly. Good thing I need to leave for a bit and go to the store.

Later Y’all!

:eek:

CherryRaySue GTABA (cont)

She pulled off her tunic and boots to reveal her string bikini that she had bought on sale at Walmart. Stepping under the stream of water was like being reborn. She felt alive and free. Her hands moved over her body, feeling its firmness (Mama had believed strongly in Jane Fonda), and its soft curves. Her hand wandered to her breast. How long had it been since she’d had a man? A real man-like Roy, not like Bubba or that Denemir. Too long, she thought, and felt the wetness between her thighs well up. Her nipples hardened under the cool water and she let the water take her mind as she rubbed and teased her blossom of womanhood.

The man watched as she played with herself in the cascade, his face grim. The warmth of the day had made him shed his leather waistcoat and puffy shirt. An inviting picture she was, yes, but this was the Forbidden Pool. Cole was the stranger’s name and he was just passing through Gondor to parts unknown. He needed to go see a man about a dog, but that would now have to wait. This girl needed handling and he knew how to do it. If Faramir ever found out that she had visited here, she was dead meat on a stick.

After her plunge through the waterfall, Cherry RaySue looked down to see her string bikin top around her hips and her nipples shimmering in the rainbow mist of Mt Kolunluna. Cole narrowed his gaze at the sight and moved toward her, the sunlight gleaming on his torso. She moved more into the sun to dry off and relax.
The trip, the walk and her orgasm had tuckered her plumb out. Her dozy thoughts turned to that tall, dark and handsome stranger in the corridor. If only he and I would meet she thought, I bet he knows his way around a woman’s body. She slept.

A shadow fell on her face and she awoke. A man-the man!-stood over her and her with not so much as a stitch on. She smiled (Mama had taught her girl manners) and met his gaze.
“Get up.” He said, curtly. Her expression fell. Slowly she rose to her feet, her Titian curls dry now from the sun. Shaking the hair away from her face, she said, “I don’t believe we’ve been properly introduced. I’m CherryRaySue of Fayetteville.” She extended her hand. “And you are?”

“Cole’s the name, m’am.” He let his eyes wander up and down her body. He noted she’d had her appendix out at some point.
CherryRaySue stiffened. “Don’t you ‘m’am’ me; it’s miss.”
“Well, Miss, what’s nice girl like you doing in a place that guarantees you death?”
“Oh, that. Well, I was hot and tired and thirsty. The water is here and free.” She shrugged. “I don’t believe all that death stuff anyways. This is one weird place, but it can’t be that weird. ‘Sides, Buffy always gets out of stuff like this all the time.”
Cole grabbed her by the shoulders. “Listen to me. We have to get you out of here.”

Her shoulders were warm and soft to touch; her skin smooth and supple. Cole became distracted by her dove gray eyes gazing at him in admiration and scorn. He slid his hands down her arms and captured her waist, pulling her to him. She caught her breath. The taste of her lips was like fine wine on a summer day. His mouth hardened, as did other parts of him and he slid his tongue into her oral cavity.
She melted into his arms, reveling in his firm and rippling muscles. She was trapped in his arms, but it was a prison she welcomed. His hot mouth moved down her neck, creating a trail of sensuous desire. Her legs were weak. She gasped, “Cole, O Cole! Take me here and now! I want you more than I’ve wanted any other man!”
She pulled his head down to her glistening alabaster orbs, nipples shimmering in the sun. He ran his tongue greedily over the spheres, moaning her name. Pressed up against him, she could feel the turgescence of his manhood. Slowly, they slipped down onto the stone slab. CherryRaySue grabbed his breeches and slid her hand inside. His cock was alive, a throbbing turret of churning tumescence, it broke free of his breeches and shimmered in the sun. She shivered at the size of this pole of man-meat and arched her body to meet his.

Does anyone know how far I can go here on the SDMB without getting banned? That would be irony–the anti-porn queen gets banned for bad erotica…

Cheesecake’s way too heavy. After eating that, all you want to do is lie on the couch and moan… not in a good way. I suppose it does lead to unbuttoning one’s pants, but again, not in a good way. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m mostly caught up now. Great OP, Special1.

The story’s great, rigs, and a good distraction from work.

::waves to everyone else:: Hopefully I’ll have more time to come back and say hi later!

Oral cavity. Heh.

“Slip your tongue into my oral cavity, Kate.”

Somehow it doesn’t have the same ring to it. I hope I get to use that line sometime though.

I found my cellphone! Yay me.

“Throbbing turret of tumescence”?

I once read part of a romance novel where the hero had “thickets of chest hair”. Thickets. Plural. It was hysterical.

This is going great, rigs.

I am organizing the bedroom. Mr. Lissar has 100000000 sweaters. Many of them I don’t remember at all.

My tip of the day:

Mix half and half apple cider vinegar and water, and set small bowls all around. The gnats/fruit flies will drown in it! It works great!

I haven’t caught up today - I’m soooo busy. But I wanted to help.

:: flings hugs and kisses and chocolate all around::

I am surrounded by vinegar and sugar traps. But thanks, anyway.

Awaiting word from CajunMan re my Work of Art. It gets really good, too…heh.

Swampy-the next things aren’t due until 11/18, so I’m enjoying myself.

Well, it appears I won’t be around much next week.

In addition to being a national parts distributor for small engines and other such products, we also do “schools” for two major engine companies. They’re four day affairs wherein dealers who have signed up and paid the requisite fee attend, learn intermediate to advanced theory in the mornings, and then in the afternoon, dismantle, examine, troubleshoot, and reassemble various engine models. And apparently I am going to be attending this upcoming school. It’s a pretty intense affair, being four all-day sessions, but it’ll help me do my job a hell of a lot better for having had hands-on experience with stuff that up until now I’ve only ever dealt with through digital parts breakdowns/exploded art. This means I’m going to be cloistered in a workshop with a bunch of other dealers for most of the day (save for the last hour or so). I’m gonna need to rest up for it. I’m pretty technical minded and love learning about how things work first-hand (especially if I get to get my hands dirty - in this case literally) but 4 consecutive 8-hour sessions is going to be rather densely packed.

On the plus side I’ll come out of it with enough extra knowledge that my next raise might be a little heftier. :smiley:

rigs: Ahem.

Oh but don’t stop now.

Keep it coming rigs - I am enthralled!

Wow, I take an evening off from my computer and come back to CherryRaySue! I must say the MMP never fails to be, er, interesting. :dubious: :smiley: Great job so far, Rigs! Clearly you have a second career of writing under a deeply hidden alias in you!

$2100, FCM? Ouch! Here’s hoping you get enough more miles out of the car to make it worth it.

I hope they can figure out what’s going on with your liver, Shadow. Here’s hoping it’s something easily resolved.

Good luck getting the stove put back together, LiLi. Have you tried checking online to see if the manual is available there? I’ve had good luck with a couple of missing appliance manuals that way.

Sounds like a grumpy employee, Kid, who may have just shot him/herself in the foot. It’s amazing how little common sense some people have.

If I’ve forgotten anyone, hugs, yays, and boos as appropriate.

Nothing much going on here today, just a big pile of nice, easy work since the FedEx finally arrived. Which I might actually work on some today. My other choice is housework, and I don’t have the motivation for that today – heck, I hardly had the motivation to get out of bed this morning. Here’s hoping I get some energy at some point today; there’s things I really should do. But right now I don’t even want to contemplate them. I’m not depressed, not tired, just draggy and utterly motivation-less. Is there a name for that? Besides the Don’t Wannas?

Caught up, finally. Wow, Rigsy! Who’da thunk? She is totally Joy on My Name is Earl. Keep going!

rigs use euphemisms for the various body parts and you’ll be safe. Beside euphemistic names are much more entertaining. :smiley:

Ok, luncheon is all ready and ol’ y’all know who is on his way.

Later Y’all!

Note: I have never watched My Name is Earl. I just can’t sustain lust and hot sex for too long–I crack up. I might have sexual ADD…** CajunMan** must be off saving virgins or something, so I’m going to go ahead with the next installment…