In need of pet names

Since The Dope is the source of all knowledge, I turn to you for some name inspiration.

This past weekend, I added two rats to the family, and I’m absolutely blanking on names.
One is a hairless rat, and the other is black and white. He wouldn’t sit still for a picture–I’ll try to get more this evening.

Any suggestions for names would be appreciated. Bonus points are given if the names are nerdy, witty, ironic, involve bad puns, and/or are a “pair.”

My girlfriend has suggested Broca and Wernike, but she’s all about the neurology of speech and language. It does have a certain appeal, though.

Keep Broca. Add Glottis.