Are you sure you wouldn’t rather have a parrot? (Hold out obviously dead parrot) Or maybe some Spam[sup]TM[/sup] ?
No. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.
Are you any relation to the knights that farted in my general direction?
Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here. Oh, I’m in the wrong thread.
O Knights who say ‘NEE!’ I have a question for you:
WHAT…
is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
OH NO! thats 7 'it’s in this thread alone! oh no! thats 8 its! oh no I said it again! oh bugger (dies)
its slang for a hooker…now go watch that scene again with that in mind
Would that be an African or European Swallow?
NEE!
Huh?! I dont know tha-AAARG! (dies again)
(PS go to http://www.ask.com and ask jeeves: ‘what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow’. Click the top one.)
If you were dying, why did you bother to carve “AAARG”?
Maybe he was dictating.
BTW people, it’s spelled Ni.
Blessed are the cheese-makers…
I thought that the slang was scrubber, Critical1? As in “She’s a right little scrubber, that one”[sub]nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more[/sub]
“Let us ride to Camelot.”
PT
No, on second thoughts, let’s not go to Camelot.
It is a silly place.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem…THWOCK
very small rocks !!
I feel happy! I feel happ-THWACK!!!
Since when??? I’ve never heard this, maybe you do mean scrubber. (or whore, slut, slag, prozzie, slapper)