NEE!
I am of the Knights Who Say NEE! In order to pass this thread you must provide me with a Shrubbery! Or I will be forced to say NEE! This shrubbery most be nice, but not to expensive, and it must have a little white fence! Go forth and find me thy shrubbery!
NEE!
I shouldn’t dignify this with a response. But I will.
What, a African or European Shrubbery?
I thought it was spelled ‘Nih’…
We would prefer european but if its to expensive then african will due. do not try to sneak by us we are not afraid to say NEE!
…the Knights Who Say Ni couldn’t say the word ‘it’.
He said the word!
do not question my spoken word, NEE!
So what is it you want, O…O Knights Who Until Recently Said “Ni” ?
I am Roger, Roger the Shrubber.
Wanna buy a cheap shrubbery? 
Ikky, Ikky, Ikky,… zoopoing!
Zoopoing! Zoopoing!
Here’s your Scrub-berry, would you like me to wash it first?
AHA, MY ARCH NEMESIS! WE MEET AGAIN, O KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM FROM THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY YIRP!!!
yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp…
I am the Knight who says GRY. Anyone who speaketh the forbidden words shall be smited, yea mightily! 
[English accent] A shubbery? [/English accent]
NEE! We who speak the unholy word of NEE do not wish for a “scrub-berry,” that is an insult to our cause. For this I shall speaketh the wordeth NEE!!
Yes, a nice little bushy one. They go so well in most any modern dark age garden. There a wonder at house partys to…wait a second, you think you can outwit the knights who speak the word of NEE!? How dareth you, for this: NEE!
The knights Who Say NEE! do not buy shrubberys! You must provide us with one before we speaketh the wordeth ofeth NEE!!
Oh, what a world do we live in that passing ruffians might say “Ni!” to an innocent message board?
:: lifting helmet visor ::
“Noo! Nnnnoo! Noo!”
Sorry. I’m too busy chopping down this forest with a herring.
so do any of you know what a “shrubbery” is in english slang? the joke is much funnier when you do.
No, actually, I don’t know what “shrubbery” means in English slang. I wasn’t going to post to this thread, but now my interest is piqued.
So, on behalf of all us ignorant North Americans, what’s the English slang definition of “shrubbery”?