In praise of Dopers who don't normally get praised

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Ouch. I was going to tell you that because of your posts, I’ve stopped being irritated by the less vs. fewer brouhaha, and that I’ve left most of my prescriptivism behind. But not anymore. Nope, it’s strictly by the (Strunk & White) book from now on. No colloquialisms, no dialects, no split infinitives. English, the way the 18th century (and God) intended.

But seriously, I adore olivesmarch4th, Kythereia (with the second e!), Anastaseon, Sunspace,and many others.

(I also adore parentheticals. It’s a sickness. Really.)

Thudlow Boink, for reasons I’ve made abundantly clear.

Biotop, for the puzzles, even if it goes unsolved for quite a while (as with the latest one). Please keep 'em coming!

Apologies :smack:

I always like to run across kunilou and IlluminatiPrimus. Both witty and intellectual.

I like carniverousplant because he is crabby.

And **FreudianSlit ** & Litoris, because they are an inspiration to me.

You have read Lekatt’s posts haven’t you? :wink:

Actually I do appreciate Lekatt no matter what others may think. He’s a poster with conviction who will argue like a mad dog for what he feels is right. In the process, whether he is right or wrong (whether any of us are right or wrong) we all sharpen our debate swords, shed the mortal coil of ignorance, steel our own conviction and march forth into the world quietly repeating our battle cry with each solomn step.

Cite…Cite…Cite…Cite…

So yeah, I’m willing to stand up and say I come here to praise Lekatt, not to bury him, and I am a better man for having met him.

Looks like I’m C list material… :mad:

I’ll nominate two people who Im sure don’t give a rat’s ass about me.

Indygrrl because she works a job that mainstream America thumbs it’s nose at and she enjoys it. She also doesn’t take crap from pedestrians, from what I have read here.

Zoe because she has been the voice of reason for so many years to so many students. I hope some of her charges have looked back and said “I can do this because my teacher told me I could”.

They still don’t give a rat’s ass about me, but what the hell.

Me too!
Lets make fun of the Popular Crowd while sitting in the back of the class!

:: moons the A- and B- listers ::

You two have fun. This D-lister is going to take a nap until the bell rings.

WhyNot - she reminds me why I haven’t given up hope on parents generally, and why I still run into Really Good Kids now and then, despite that I hate most of the little ankle-biters.

olivesmarch4th - she always brings a unique perspective, and a strong sense of balance and bravery to topics that hit close to home for me.

Diogenes the Cynic - he’s a right raving fuckhead of the first water, lives right down the road, and I’m dying to buy him a cup of tea, just to see if I’d want to rip him a new one in person. I like unrepentant fuckheads, even when I disagree with them wholeheartedly.

bufftabby - she always manages to strike just the right compromise between “look, assholes, tighten it up,” and “excuse me, gentlemen, do you think you could modify your behavior, please?” It’s impressive. I’m learning.

5-4-Fighting - he always has a point. He’s never, in my memory, posted just fluff, which is awesome. Generally, his point is a good one, even if it’s one that I don’t agree with. He has the sense to back down when he’s proven wrong, and the balls to give people the finger when he’s just unpopular. I like that.

OK, I’m gonna quit before you guys think I’m sucking up to everybody, heh.

I spent most of my life in awe of the popular crowd and it went downhill from then.

I’m way too old to, like, care, you know who thinks I am cool.

I love Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond. Yeah, bite me.

Yeah, nudge me when the bell rings, wouldja? I don’t wanna miss lunch! :wink:

bites you

…What?

:smiley:

(Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.)

"K, but can you sing Cracklin’ Rosie? Huh?

I think if I was forced to pick a single favorite Doper, it would be Shagnasty. I think his stories are always great, and I think he gets misunderstood sometimes and people take what he says the wrong way. Mostly I think he is absolutely the most dead-on honest person here.

enipla, because he’s a fellow unabashed lover of big off-road vehicles, and has good common-sense knowledge.

Chimera, Silenus, Johnny L.A., Airman Doors, Scumpup, Stranger, and the rest of the guys who I can always count on to stand up for the Second Amendment. Sorry if I left anyone out.

And - me. I don’t think I normally get praised, so yeah, I’m doing it myself. I have a big ego. Sue me.

I know we have at least one member who works in a lab with test animals. That would be neat since you’d keep a supply of rat’s asses in your freezer for when solicitors come to the door.

You guy’s who are depressed at not being mentioned: just be glad this board has a search engine you can plug your name into. I once spent hours at “that other board” looking in vain for my name, slogging through years of archives. You wish you could get a b-list compliment? Try not rating even an offhand insult. Oh well, at least I’ll get a mod-spank for this paragraph.

What the hell are you talking about?

:slight_smile:

I am more than willing to give my rat’s ass to scientific endeavours. You only need ask.