In praise of John Ashcroft

I’ve never before had anything good to say about former Attorney General John Ashcroft and I’m happy to be able to do so now.

I know this story has been commented on somewhat in the Gonzales threads but I’m posting it again here because I think it deserves its own space.

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To elaborate a little on the story, Comey testified that after he refused to sign off on the President’s Secret Peeping Tom program (while Comey was acting as AG while Ashcroft was in the hospital), the White House sent Alberto Gonzales and Andy card to go bum rush Ashcroft in the hospital and try to browbeat him into signing off on it himself. The arch-conservative, Ashcroft, while incapacitated and disoriented from surgery, still had enough wherewithal to throw their asses out of the room.

Good on Ashcroft. Who knew the old bastard had a soul inside him after all?

Of course, Bush went ahead with his illegal voyeur taps anyway and this also means that Gonzales committed perjury when he said that there was no significant disagreement in the Justice Department over the wiretaps (that’s a whole other can of worms, don’t get me started), but at least we found out that it’s possble for Bush to accidentally appoint somebody to a high position who has a conscience once in a while. Where there’s one, there may be others.

As for Bush going ahead with the peeping without authorization? It turns out it’s not illegal if he says it isn’t, so it’s all good…if you’re a fucking moron who buys that kind of bullshit.

By the way, I’d like to give a quick FUCK YOU to Bush for this weaselly response to be asked to confirm that he sent his two pet scumbags to strong arm the authorization from Ashy:

Hey, Chimpy, it wasn’t “speculation,” it was SWORN FUCKING TESTIMONY from the former Number 2 in your own Justice Department. It aggravates me to no end that the press allows this shitbag to get away with crap like that.

While I’m at it, kudos to Comey. He stood up for his principles and he stood (literally) by his boss when the dementors came for his soul.

This story is right out of bad pulp fiction, especially with the FBI angle and everyone arriving at the hospital in the correct sequence. Still, I have to step back and be amazed that this administration managed to raise the hackles of Ashcroft. That’s when you know some bad shit is going down, when you pine for the days of the flying eagle…

The only detail I’m confused about is how the secret program eventually got signed. From what I understand the AG had to sign it by a certain date, which is why the WH pulled this stunt in the first place, and both Comey and Ashcroft said it was either illegal or way too murky for their tastes. So how did it pass?

edit OK, nevermind, I see now that one bit of the problem is that they just went ahead and did it. So how can they claim with a straight face it’s all fine and dandy when they pulled the surprise visit? Ugh…

I’d respond, but I’m too busy dealing with my heart attack from the thread title.

Technically, he was soaring.

It’s like an episode of 24, but without all the guns.

…that I know of.

To be as fair as possible, Ashcroft is like one of the SDMB right-wingers in many ways – you may have really strong opposition to a lot of his stances, but if you try to be scrupulously unbiased in evaluating him, you can see him working from solid ethical principles. There’s been a few such instances come to light recently, including one where he wrote a memo essentially telling Mr. Bush to back something Janet Reno had given orders to start, because it was in his (Ashcroft’s) opinion the proper ethical stance for the Government and the DoJ in particular to take.

And a big “fuck you” to Tony Snow as well with this little nugget of wisdom:

Yeah, I have to say I was impressed by Ashcroft here, and damned if that doesn’t feel weird saying.

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My first thought was, “Is this THE John Ashcroft they’re talking about?”

I really don’t see where anyone did anything wrong here.

John Ashcroft was continuously recertifying the program every 45 days, and when the program came up for recertification when he was in the hospital, and Comey had reservations of signing off, there may have been concerns that he was trying to usurp the power of the AG. That is why White House officials went to see Ashcroft.

Little did anyone know that Ashcroft had the same reservations, due to a review that had been conducted recently. So they closed the gap with a White House authorization and subsequently made administrative changes that seemed to satisfy Justice.

That seems to be the way things ought to work - kicking decisions up to where proper authority can handle them. Whether you agree with the program or not, nobody seemed to act unethically in getting these questions resolved.

Bad pulp fiction? This whole thing reminded me of a scene from Clear And Present Danger with Harrison Ford and James Earl Jones.

I agree with Mr. Moto on his read of this. The system in this case worked the way it should have. Doesn’t mean it makes me an Ashcroft fan, though.

You know, when Ashcroft comes off a hero of freedom, that’s a pretty good indication of how absolutely, purely, astonishingly fucked up things have gotten now.

Well, it bothered Comey quite a bit. Is it possible he had a better understanding of the situation than you? (Just kidding. Comey, I, most folks here, and people in Madagascar who have never heard of John Ashcroft have a better understanding than you.)

I heard about this on the radio and felt the same mental lurch: “My God – I’m admiring John Ashcroft for something!” I remember when he resigned, I thought, “Well, at least his successor is sure to be an improvement.” Boy, do I feel stupid. Christ, Gonzalez is a snivelling weasel.

How do you square that with Comey’s testimony, in which he told Andy Card the following:

Seriously, Mr. Moto, I’m curious if you simply discount Comey’s sense that this was not only “wrong,” but apparently reprehensible conduct?

Mr. Moto, at the time of the incident, Ashcroft had no authority to sign off on anything. He was relieved of his position while he was ill. Comey was the Acting AG. The White House was trying to pull a fast one. I would really like to know what the date on the document they wanted him to sign was…

Yeah, I get that. There were concerns all around, and lots of hurt feelings, which is why Bush stepped in personally to calm things down, talk people out of resigning, tell them to do their proper jobs, and spoke with FBI Director Mueller to get those administrative changes made to the program so that Justice was satisfied.

If anyone comes out of this looking good, it is Bush himself.

He looks more like he ordered Card and Gonzales to take advantage of Ashcroft’s condition, and then backed down after Comey stood his ground. In other words, he looked like a weasely little fuck.

Sort of like he did when he failed to directly answer the question of whether he ordered Card and Gonzales to go to Ashcroft’s hospital bed.

I’m sorry, but considering that Santorum is among your personal heroes, your political judgment leaves me strangely unconvinced…

Just in case anyone but Mr. Moto is confused about the role of stand up guy George Bush in this matter, here’s Comey’s testimony on the issue:

Yeah, it really makes a lot of sense that Bush merely played the sage mediator after the fact in this little disagreement.