**First Day of School
Holy shit, did someone take a shit in here or what?!? **
Well, we are talking about Kindergarten here…
I want a sandwich, it’s not that hard.
Peanut butter and Jam?
Why, thank you!
Cafe Society:
**Are there a hotter pair of robots in the universe? I think not!
Billy Joel vs. Elton John **
IMHO:
**What Is The Most Bizarre Sexual Request You’ve Received From A Partner?
Has anyone had experience with inversion boots? **
**For the love of god… (warning, disturbing)
Jet Powered VW Beetle! **
**Mock Me: I Paid $15 for Shaving Cream
What if there was no advertising or marketing in society? ** :dubious:
General Questions:
** Why is this being described as a ‘two-headed baby’?
Maine’s mystery Beast: Just a dog? **
Maybe a dog ate your two headed baby?
Babies ate my dingo!!
BBQ Pit:
**Arrest made in JonBenet Ramsey case
Do you feel like a real hunter now, you sick fuck?
**:eek:
** For the love of god… (warning, disturbing)
Is it irresponsible to lead a cow down a stairs? **
** New Yorker Magazine gets Gibson
Arrest made in the Jon-Benet case?! **
**Dead Like Me question
What’s the source of zombies eating brains?
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I cheated – these are separated by another thread. Irresistable, though.
I could make them sequential by posting to that intervening thread, but that’s dishonest.
**Bathrooms and Reading Material
Does knowing more words or having a more elaborate language make you “smarter”? **
**Cal, **I know how you feel. I hate when that happens and have been sorely tempted to do what you did.
**Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction
What’s up with all the weird news? **
:dubious: I haven’t heard any weird news about pregnancy induction.
**What’s your most esoteric or arcane hobby or interest?
Dreaming about TV characters 
**
Heck, everyone does that!
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Name my pet
Jet Powered VW Beetle! **
You could call her Jet or Beetle for short.
**Phew!
For the love of god… (warning, disturbing)
Is it irresponsible to lead a cow down a stairs? **
I’m gonna guess yes.
**Arrest in JonBenet Ramsey case
Now that is some effin instant karma **
Um, it’s been nearly ten years…Oh, I see! That was sarcasm, right?
** Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction
Would you like to torment a complete stranger?
Is there a workable joke in here? **
Naw, naw. This one works better:
Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction
Is there a workable joke in here?
Where the fuck is my damn cellphone!!
From IMHO:
Ask the crappy eater!
What did you have for breakfast?
**Iranian policewomen in full chadors rappelling down a building- with Video
Don’t Even Ask.
Heard any good non-sequitur lately?
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Threefer in MPSIMS:
Heard any good non-sequitur lately?
Is there a workable joke in here?
Don’t Even Ask.
MPSIMS:**
In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads
Is there a workable joke in here? **
No. Sequential threads are to comedy what Helen Keller is to oratory.
I keed! I keed!