In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads

** Circumcision Can Cut HIV/AIDS Transmission
Vaginas On A Stick! **

**What’s the oldest & most primtive website or webpage still operational?
Old guy stuff. (Old girls welcome.) **

**Ask the Former Creationist/Biblical Literalist
smoking vs. not smoking **

I guess that means “hell vs. heaven”

**Advice needed on sleeping together sucessfully
Need some plumbing advice **

[Insert joke here]

** I’ve got a ton of ground beef. What to do?
Naked muppets? **

Ground beef molded into naked muppets? The mind reels

Going to Iraq soon
Want a real MIG fighter helmet?

Wel…I don’t want to inconvenience you but if happen across any while you’re there, then sure!
**Man awoke with dildo stuck in ass. He lied? Imagine that!
An interview tip. **

You might want to save this conversation until after you’ve been hired.

How many sexual partners have you had?
smoking vs. not smoking

Okay, out of eighteen sexual partners, I’d say four of them qualified as “smoking.”

Cafe Society:

** Question about Who lyrics
What is Tommy about? **

IMHO:**
Screw the hover car!! How long before I get my talking computer?
…Because there’s always room for another internet time waster…
**

** What have you taken pictures of lately?

Will my pee-pee get bigger?

**

From MPSIMS:

6-year-old traumatized by Barney the dinosaur’s penis
What have you taken pictures of lately?

I don’t think I want to see that picture.

From MPSIMS:

6-year-old traumatized by Barney the dinosaur’s penis
What have you taken pictures of lately?

I don’t think I want to see that picture.

Sorry about the double post.

From IMHO:

**I need help to dress myself
Have you ever pretended to be stupid? **

I think someone’s going a little overboard, don’t you?

**Why does modern music suck?
Early Beatles recordings? **

**What exactly is 310,000 gallons of water like?

Urinating in the Shower and Water Conservation
**

Well, I guess it could be, if you’ve been holding it in a long time…

On a sadder note:

**Death, Working Overtime (long)
World’s oldest woman dies at 116 **