GQ:
Are there really professional hitmen?
How do I get rid of a mole?
BBQ:
Circumcision debate - why the obsession?
It IS your job to keep the place clean
IMHO:
If you were in a coffeeshop in amsterdam and toking on some marijuana…
Advice for dealing with a newly-blind grandpa
At my After Grad party, there was a hypnotist, and . . .
Keet! Keet!
Free The Hooters
Found in MPSIMS:
tragic accident
Iranian woman gives birth to frog
Right here in MPSIMS:
If life gives you lemons…
Free The Hooters
I summon my harem to cheer me up!
Hello? Is anyone there?
Does anyone see themselves in the character of “Adrian Monk”?
Does anyone else here have personal superstitious “rituals” that border on insanity?
Pit:
The Lies of Michael Moore.
What kind of a soulless fucktard would kill puppies with fireworks?
I pit Glad “ODOR SHIELD” trashbags
Sure, throw it away. Throw everything away!
IMHO
Do you have anyone of your non-prefered sex that you would do?
Anybody want a gmail account?
Are you afraid of death?
Was Judge Judy unreasonable?
Found in MPSIMS:
We’re engaged!
My last thread as a bachelor!
MPSIMS:
He dumped me…
It’s a trend…I got dumped tonight, and we had our first kiss
I summon my harem to cheer me up!
Weird Psychic Moments
We’re engaged!
Pit:
What kind of a soulless fucktard would kill puppies with fireworks?
Find these guys and shove firecrackers up their asses
When games of chance become games of skill, and the house gets an attitude.
Which states are adopting new election procedures for 2004?
MPSIMS:
So, I’ve crossed the line into metrosexuality…
Wife Wants Me To Wear Queer Looking Pants
“Small But Emotionally Devestating Social Mishaps”
“My Wife Wants Me To Wear Queer Looking Pants”
“NYC Gay Pride Parade…meh…I’ve Seen Gayer”