there are books but no paper.
Probably everyone here has done this little game but it might be fun anyway just to see how many we can come up with. Just remember, keep the “solution” quiet because there’s always at least one person who has never played before and will be fighting to figure it out
Are there apples with peels but no cores?
sounds good scribble let’s see if there’re any other takers
Everyone is pretty, but no one is beautiful, right?
[Damn but I hope I’m playing the right game…]
you’re playing the right game zimmdogg
don’t forget that everyone goes to Hell because there’s no Heaven
and somehow everyone listens to jazz even though there’s no music:confused:
Well, zimmdogg, some people might just be passable. But nobody’s ugly.
And the villas have attics but no basements.
Unfortunately then, Scribble and I get to stay, but Meros, I’m afraid you’re out of the valley…
In the valley, is gambling strictly forbidden, but betting allowed? If so, I’m betting that in the valley there are only winners – no losers. (And I’d guess that, like Meros, I don’t get to stay in the valley!)
Well, I can’t play. UncleBeer, Manhattan and John Corrado would be good moderators for your board, but I would be out of luck, I guess.
In this valley there are kittens and puppies, but no cats and no dogs.
Perhaps the boards in the Valley would have Euty’s 55 and SPOOFE’s bo Diddley?
The Valley has plenty of pizza to eat, and spaghetti and meatballs to!
Even though no one’s ever heard of Italy or Italians
Pass the bong, please.
Guess I’m the ONE person who’s never played the game!
Now now…there’s no bongs in the Valley but you can use this hookah if you like. 
Y’all are doing this to infuriate the rest of us, aren’t you?
In the valley, there is a moon, but no sun or stars. And there are apples and cherries, but no oranges or grapes.
I love this game!
Would that pizza have pepperoni and mushrooms on it? I loves me pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Sausage…eh, not so much.
it’s a good thing you don’t like sausage since you can’t have any of it.
You can have cheese to your hearts content on it
There are no philosophers, but Kierkegaard and Wittgenstein are both well-regarded.
There are apparently no explanations of this game in the valley, but might there be a linkety-link?