First there was GoogleWhacking…
Now there is GoogleFighting
My matchup: Circumcision vs Tug Ahoy…
No contest…Circumcision: 383,000
Tug Ahoy: 1,610
name yer battle…bring it on!
Athens vs. Sparta
3,650,000 to 744,000 Athens wins the Google fight even if they couldn’t win the Peleponnesian War…
Hiroshima wins with 877,000 versus 413,000 for Los Alamos!
Ignorance vs Straight Dope
1,610,000 against 127,000
the winner is Ignorance!
The fight continues…
It got this one right…
I thought of this, and then I got very scared.
Shakespeare (3130000) vs. NSync (566000)
Phew.
Let’s try Bears v. Packers
5,860,000 vs 691,000 but I bet that’s not the odds they’re giving in Vegas.
Chicago Bears vs. Green Bay Packers gives a much closer result: 533,000 to 208,000. Da Bears still win.
Fun site. My friends had a time typing our names into it and seeing who’d win.
19200-1860, “left nut” over “right nut” on 05-09-02, in this thread.
ALCS - Minnesota Twins 266,000 - Anaheim Angels 180,000
OpalCat vs SDMB
ooooh so close! 6 110 results to 6 690 results
internet: 120 000 000 results
newspaper: 10 900 000 results
The winner is: internet
I’m sorry, but I still like getting ink on my fingers on Sunday morning whilst enjoying a coffee and a scone…
Or, for those of you who live in western Oregon:
Ducks: 1,190,000 results
Beavers: 353,000 results
The winner is: Ducks
Gee - just like real life 
+bush +florida : 882,000
+gore +florida : 309,000
See? He really did win.
Marijuana vs Cocaine Pot wins!
koresh : 34,400
reno : 2,460,000
No contest. Unless he really was…
jesus: 13,300,000
NLCS:
Cardinals vs. Braves: 353K to 277K Redbirds on top.
Cardinals vs. Giants: 353K to 998 Redbirds win big.
Yeah, I’m liking St. Louis’s chances, too.
Democrats: 1,520,000
Republicans: 1,110,000
black bear: 300,000
Bruce Lee: 320,000
Pink Unicorn: 1,850
Magical Sky Pixie: 7
Colibri: 160,000
brachyrhynchos: 4,560 (:eek: I got my ass kicked! 
)
his4life : 7
gays : 7,210,000
Bring it.
Holy flurking schmidt, this thing answers all the greatest questions of our time.
The invasion will be a mere formality:
USA 50,200,000; Iraq 4,660,000
My pappy was right after all:
Right 77,800,000; Wrong 15,600,000
God is at the Internet’s side:
Christianity 2,770,000; Atheism 298,000
And lastly, I am comforted to know that Good soundly trounces Evil 94,200,000 to 9,160,000…