wabbit season: 2,550
duck season: 337,000
apotheosis, I’ll admit I laughed, but I’m not going to tell the police anything when you turn up dead in the morning.
babylon 5: 670,000
star trek: 1,610,000
dammit. :mad:
happily ever after: 635,000
divorce: 3,010,000
Ginger- 1,670,000
Mary Anne- 2,110,000
Heaven vs. Hell
Ooh, Hell takes it 7.9 million to 7.1 million
Right hand vs. left hand
Right hand wins 5.4 to 4.8
Everyone vs. Everyone else
Everyone creams everyone else 20.5 million to 3.1 million
USS Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer
Star Destoryer by a mere 22,000
And finally
Money vs. Love
Whew, love 54.9 million to 50.1 million.
windows: 51,500,000
linux: 48,300,000
mac: 18,300,000
Deckard: 70,500
Zhora: 11,800
Batty: 183,000
Leon: 3,230,000
Pris: 3,620,000
Musta been the eye makeup.
Time really is worth more than money: 207M to 50.1M
New vs. Old insane megalomaniac dictators: Saddam Hussein with 384,000 to Adolf Hitler with 240,000
Battle of the search engines: Google handily beats Altavista 13.6M to 4.71M
Close one between the two actresses I would most likely stalk (if I were the stalking type): Uma Thurman beats Winona Ryder by a thumb, 137,000 to 127,000
And finally, Cecil Adams crushes Ed Zotti, 138,000 to 5,090
USA vs. USSR
Whoo-hoo, we win 50 to 1
Man, Bugs Bunny got stomped by Mickey Mouse. Obviously he didn’t bring his ‘A’ Game.
And I can’t even begin to describe what sex did to virgin. Oh my!
Pen: 5,840,000
Sword: 3,560,000
Clichéed, but true…
Pepsi: 767,000
Coca Cola: 842,000
Looks like the Pepsi Challenge was wrong.
Mets: 1,050,000
Yankees: 1,120,000
Mr. Spock: 45,700
Captain Kirk: 57,100
Us vs. Them: 282 000 000 to 113 000 000 - Us wins [grammar loses!]
Googlefight vs. Googlewhack: 105 to 5080 - Googlewhack takes it!
Hardware vs. Software: 24 700 000 to 86 100 000 - Take that hardware!
Science vs. Religion: 46 600 000 to 13 800 000 - There is a god! Wait a minute. . . .
Men: 49,100,000
Women: 49,300,000
(doh!)
Vasectomy: 107,000
Tubal Ligation: 29,600
(doh!)
condoms: 693,000
the pill: 1,540,000
(woo hoo!)
Internet use.
cancer research: 1,890,000
conflict resolution: 1,480,000
increasing self awareness: 746,000
humanitarian purposes: 193,000
pictures of cute little puppies: 13,900
pictures of cute little kittens: 11,900
porn: 13,000,000
Work - 110 million
Play - 38.3 million
Bummer. 
Keyword #1: 3,810,000
Keyword #2: 3,500,000
York: 42,300,000
Lancaster: 2,490,000
Cavalier: 694,000
Roundhead: 10,900
Union: 22,400,000
Confederacy: 234,000
Beatles: 2,200,000
Rolling Stones: 792,000
Star Wars: 2,500,000
Star Trek: 1,650,000
That one’s a shocker, innit?
BTW, this game is disturbingly addictive…
Sesquipedalian: 3,230
The: 2,900,000,000
Neanderthal: 101,000
Modern Man: 2,910,000
Murder: 4,400,000
Shoplifting: 1,100,000