Still laughing about that one.
British comedy:
Douglas Adams: 765,000
Monty Python: 350,000
light: 36,800,000
dark: 16,900,000
darkness: 4,200,000
cheese: 4,160,000
crackers: 739,000
Abbott: 1,170,000
Costello: 634,000
Mercutio: 25,400
Capulet: 22,700
Obscene, and surprisingly close. Done without apostrophes.
btch: 2,970,000
cnt: 2,430,000
I live to serve. 
Capulet: 22,700
Montague: 482,000
All are punishéd.
USA: 50,200,000
Canada: 40,300,000
Australia: 26,000,000
New Zealand: 4,430,000
Australia: 26,000,000
England: 19,600,000
Sydney: 7,050,000
Melbourne: 4,200,000
Ian Thorpe: 78,000
Grant Hackett: 53,300
Cat:
18,600,00
Dog:
14,600,000
Sex: 62 200 000
Abstinence: 350 000
Good to hear.
go: 123 000 000
stay: 19 300 000
I’ll e-mail Joe Strummer this one.
me: 161 000 000
you: 514 000 000
ouch.
colour wolf: 111 000
the world: 124 000 000
Guess I know my place.
This is depressingly fun.
D’oh. How did I manage to pull Mercutio out of it rather than Montague?
Macbeth: 451 000
Hamlet: 913 000
Shakespeare: 2 800 000
Bacon: 1 750 000
Lewis: 7 110 000
Clark: 7 160 000
It’s nice to know Clark finally won.
lois: 2 470 000
clark: 7 160 000
clark kent: 512 000
superman: 1 020 000
Old SDMB matches are settled at last! :
gry word:
29 000
VS
missing dollar:
565 000
grizzly +bear:
198 000
versus
monkeys +swords
11 500
god +burrito
20 400
versus
god +wall
1 510 000
Err, that was not much of a fight. Lets try again:
god +build +wall
445 000
versus
god +destroy +wall
306 000
Yes, he/she/it can not destroy it! 
sponge bob:
61 100
versus
catdog:
14 200
hamster:
549 000
versus
hampster:
23 600
Diablo Canyon 2 (34,000), why can’t you be more like
Diablo Canyon 1 (47,700)?
Beatles 2,200,000
Elvis 3,200,000
Punk 3,390,000
Disco 4,140,000
New York Times 4,080,000
USA Today 3,580,000
Real Orgasm (238,000) vs. Fake Orgasm (69,300)
Duh!
Orgasm (1.7 million) vs. Organism (1.0 million)
hmmm
Gandalf 447,000
Balrog 73,400
Frodo 384,000
Gollum 94,800
Sting 1,310,000
Shelob 30,200
Aragorn 244,000
Cave Troll 33,300
Boromir 96,800
My Precious 1,500,000
Wormtongue 24,100
Palantir 22,700
Krizmo Bizmark of Nazareth: 0 results
Great Whore Jezebel: 2,970 results
The winner is: Great Whore Jezebel!
Chalk: 787 000 results
versus
Cheese: 4 160 000 results
I knew it!
Wave: 8 080 000 results
versus
Particle: 2 350 000 results
The winner is: wave
Marriage vs Sex … Sex wins!
Oral vs Anal …Oral wins!
Tits vs Ass … Ass wins!
Beer vs Soda … Beer wins!
Book vs TV … Book wins!
Bible vs Harry Potter … Bible wins!
Lord of the Rings vs Harry Potter … Harry Potter wins!
Jesus Christ vs Beatles … Beatles win!
innie vs outie … innie wins!
Men vs Women …Women wins!
Chocolate vs Vanilla …Chocolate wins!
Chtulhu vs Chupacabra …Cthulhu wins!
Manly men have been arguing this one for a while…and the answer IS:
Tastes great=708,000
Less Filling=1,320,000
arafat 1 170 000 results
versus
sharon 4 120 000 results
israel 13 000 000 results
versus
palestine 1 580 000 results
hamas 382 000 results
versus
idf 572 000 results
Bush= 9,450,000
Hussein= 863,000
Blair= 3,070,000
Hussein= 863,000
France=30,800,000
Yemen=1,740,000
Google=13,600,000
Yahoo=79,300,000
Compaq= 5,690,000
Hewlett Packard= 1,930,000
Asus= 1.700,000
Abit= 871,000
Athlon XP= 707,000
Pentium 4= 2,440,000
irresistible force=137,000 results
immovable object=44,300 results
So now we know.
(by the way, irresistable force=11,300 results)
chicken=5,490,000 results
egg=3,870,000 results
uh - 4 210 000 results
versus
oh - 27 700 000 results
me - 159 000 000 results
versus
you - 515 000 000 results
You win!