Fire: 23 400 000
Ice: 11 200 000
Hatfields: 9 750
McCoys: 25 200
Roe: 935 000
Wade: 1 770 000
Brown: 20 000 000
Board of Education: 221 000
Nature: 27 000 000
Nurture: 559 000
Glad we got that last one settled.
uh - 4 210 000 results
versus
oh - 27 700 000 results
me - 159 000 000 results
versus
you - 515 000 000 results
You win!
scylla: 63,500
charybdis: 34,200
romulus: 223,000
remus: 297,000
romulus -trek: 130,000
remus -uncle: 137,000
This one was close:
superman 1 140 000 results
versus
batman 1 500 000 results
But here there was no contest:
batman 1 500 000 results
versus
robin 5 180 000 results
cecil adams 136 000 results
versus
scott adams 1 090 000 results
versus
douglas adams 744 000 results
versus
john adams 2 030 000 results
versus
samuel adams 527 000 results
curwin 5 270 results
versus
“the whole stinking lot of you” 19 results
ha!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. (634,000)
vs.
Where’s the beef? (72,200)
Awww man, I liked the where’s the beef lady.
Fidelity (1.3m) vs. infidelity (168k)
duh!
Magica de Spell (2,920) vs. Flintheart Glomgold (1,340)
Ok, she wins but I don’t think anyone put the hurt on ol’ McDuck like Glomgold. He was just one mean ass duck
Oh man, I can’t believe we’ve ignored this one for so long.
And with surprising results as well
I give you, The Battle of the Bucks
Buck Rogers (196,000) vs. Starbuck (410,000)
It’s Starbuck by a mile! Beedeebeedeebeedee
And lastly
Buck Rogers (201,000) vs. Duck Dodgers (10,400)
Poor Daffy.
I’m stopping … now.
I find it interesting that in less than two hours, Google found 5,000 more sites containing Buck Rogers.
The googlefight site does weird things. Personally, I’ve just been going straight to google since the second query I did…seems to be far more consistent.
Just to confirm the events of Monday night…
Brett Favre 66,000
Brian Urlacher 18,700
Oh yeah. 
form (73,300,000) over content (53,100,100)
style (30,700,000) over substance (5,200,000)
GIGObuster Look out!
monkeys + swords
11,500
monkeys + typewriters
8,800
chicken 5,420,000
egg 3,830,000
Well, that answers that.
What a boon to modern science!
fight 10,500,000 results
flight 11,000,000 results
It’s close, but run away!
We don’t need no steenking Supreme Court
Roe - 945,000
v.
Wade - 1,790,000
Brown - 20,200,000
v
Board of Education - 3,790,000
And on a more personal note, I’m passing this on to all the women I know
Swallow - 1,350,000
v
Spit - 962,000
Was feeling a bit pensive…
to be
10 300 000 results
not to be
366 000 000 results
Uh-oh.
apotheosis:
Quite.
she loves me
0 results
she loves me not
1 210 000 results
I don’t think so. Feeling better about that last one…
Blonde - 5,010,000
Brunette - 1,100,000
Redhead - 690,000
Shaved - 1,750,000
Natural - 28,400,000