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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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loved (6,990,000) tops
feared (1,270,000)
Take that, Machiavelli.

pie hole (4,160) over
cake eater (657)
mmmmmm.

war (40,100,000) destroys
peace (13,800,000)
But can’t we have both?

war and peace (2,610,000) can’t keep up with the original:rolleyes:
war what is it good for (3,980,000)
Apparently not.

world series (627,000) falls to
next year (3,410,000)
Go Cubbies!

loved and lost (1,810,000) loses to
never to have loved at all (2,310,000)
Looks like they were lying.

truth (11,600,000) is knotted with
fiction (11,600,000)
It’s a tie! How strange. Judges, what do we do?

82

The boys in red duke it out: Santa (13.8M) slaps Satan (2.06M)

Holiday Mascots vie for supremacy:

Father Time outlasts Uncle Sam
Saint Patrick lucks out over Saint Valentine
Mother smothers Father
Turkey bastes The Great Pumpkin

83

Batman vs Boba Fett
1,510,000 83,100

Darth Vader vs Blade
192,000 4,750,000

Ted Nugent vs Paul McCartney
87,600 321,000

Luke Skywalker vs Paul Atreides
114,000 82,200

Tucker Torpedo vs Chrysler Turbine
4380 7130

Federation vs Empire
5,750,000 5,680,000 (ooh, by the skin of the teeth!)

Martin Riggs vs John McClane
79,000 17,000

Terminator vs Robocop
948,000 141,000

Emperor Palpatine vs Q
23,700 69,800,000

Hero Sheema vs Enola Straight
212 4380

84

hiro protagonist: 2,250
neo anderson: 952

Gotta love the classics.

85

monkey +typewriter = 13,500

monkey +butler = 41,900

Monkey butler wins by a long shot!!
This just in:

size +matters = 1,900,000

size +doesn’t +matter = 1,540,000

86

In a battle to see which group of cursed ballplayers will win the World Series first, the answer is:

Chicago Cubs - 229,000

Boston Red Sox - 244,000

Damnit.

87

4,750,000

I can’t find anyone to beat Blade.

I throw down the gauntlet.

88

Robin: 5,220,000

A mere pittance. The true champ?

Bob. 15,100,000.

The daywalker bows to SLACK!

89

and more from the front of the battle of the sexes…
mothers 20.8 mil
fathers 20.3 mil
…so close boys, so close…

while in other news…

the spikey self-absorbed six year-old thrashes his fuzzy companion soundly, Calvin, 2,360,000, to Hobbes’s 450,000

man this game is fun…

90

[jackelope’s real name, no quotes] 4,230
jackelope: 1,780

Looks like I’m me.

jackelope: 1,780
ronincyberpunk (my little brother): 4,140

Drat. No fair though; he’s got a Web site.

91

Robin beats Blade?

BATMAN ain’t got that many votes!
Pro Choice:2,040,000
Pro Life…:2,920,000:eek:

Black.:51,700,000:cool:
White:44,000,000

Relativity…:812,000
Quantum Mechanics:492,000

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My old man :4,100,000
Your old man : 3,900,000

Your mother wears…
…combat boots : 6,720
…clogs : 1,770
…foot bindings : 817
…my underwear : 15,200

yo mama so…
…fat : 27,200
…stupid : 24,300
…ugly : 15,700
…nasty : 12,200

Did too : 5,630,000
Did not : 7,210,000
Did too too too : 5,560,000

I’m rubber you’re glue : 27,200
I know you are but what am I : 5,130,000

Cram it, clown! : 4,050
Fuck you, clown! : 55,000

93

Okay, I’m hooked.

“Nice Personality” - 5840
VS
“Large Boobs” - 40,400
Homer Greek - 19,700
Vs
Homer Cartoon - 15,500
Kissing - 553,000
Vs
Spanking - 1,770,000
War - 13,4000,000
Vs
Peace - 4,600,000
Earthlings - 30,000
Vs
Martians - 56,800
Apples - 514,000
Vs
Oranges - 310,000
“Six of one” - 46,200
Vs
“half a dozen of the other” - 5820
Dominant - 629,000
Vs
Submissive - 332,000
Us - 62,200,000
Vs
Them - 64,000,000
Flowers - 867,000
Vs
Beer - 3,060,000
B&D - 65,400
Vs
S&M - 194,000
7 - 29,000,000
Vs
9 - 23,600,000

Okay, I’ll stop now

94

Wow, I don’t think I’ve heard those named mentioned by someone other than myself for ten plus years!

[rustles around for the Carl Barks Collection]

95

Quantum mechanics will have to be revised. It looks like Schrödinger was wrong:

cat is alive: 597,000
cat is dead: 1,140,000

96

Hey, compare apples and apples! Searching on Elvis returns hits that have nothing to do with Presley. Also, the Beatles made music under more than one name.

Beatles 2,180,000
The Beatles 684,000
John Lennon 373,000
Paul McCartney 269,000
Ringo Starr 193,000
George Harrison 180,000

Total: 3,879,000

Elvis Presley 594,000

The Beatles by a landslide.

97

Damn you, ya beat me to it. I had different results

tastes great 679 000 results versus
less filling 1 310 000 results

paper 33 900 000 results versus
plastic 8 440 000 results

butter 3 090 000 results versus
parkay 5 630 results

ying 498 000 results versus
yang 5 530 000 results
seems off-balance

id 64 300 000 results versus
ego 3 200 000 results

sleep 9 990 000 results versus
wake up 2 720 000 results

david 38 600 000 results versus
goliath 336 000 results
david comes back with giant numbers!

98

For all of our friends in the Francophone areas of Canada especially, I tired the following:

poutine (34,100)
versus:
ice cream (12,060,000)
cotton candy (244,000)
Dr. Pepper (331,000)
brussels sprouts (52,000) - jeez, I thought THAT one would lose…
steak (1,330,000)
fish 'n chips (138,000)
liver (2,640,000)
lima beans (69,600)
delicious snacks (131,000)

So, figuring that the internet simply has something against delicious french fries, cheese curds and gravy, and in an attempt to be a bit more philosophical about the question, I tried this:

poutine (34,100)
-or-
not poutine (6,570)

bon soir:D

99

And one more, in honor of today…

gay 21,700,000
vs.
straight 11,000,000
SEE??!! TOLD YA SO!! TOLD YA SO!!

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Ginger - 984,000
Mary Ann - 1,050,000

Liberal - 2,140,000
Conservative - 1,830,000

City - 7,770,000
Suburb - 446,000

Guns - 2,360,000
Butter - 1,910,000

Burp - 74,900
Fart -194,000

Ford Truck - 249,000
Chevrolet Truck - 167,000

Mullet - 110,000
Buzzcut - 4,800
Feathered hair - 2,760

Budweiser - 213,000
Coors - 148,000
Guinness - 260,000